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Chapter 4 by Beast79 Beast79

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Whats my line

"And you say the creature was human shaped, vaguely purplish skin, bat like wings, and was waving around over two feet of prehensile penis...." Gile recapped for the three teenaged vampire hunters.

"Yeah it was weird." Xander answered as he motioned to his friends, the girls seemed to be slightly off, distracted at least as they nodded their heads. "The two of them started acting weird like this when he, uh, wiggled that thing at them."

"And yet you were able to kill it." Giles looked at Xander.

"I had the crossbow." The boy shrugged. "One in the throat took it by surprise and allowed me to get close and go all Highlander and chop its head off. Then... well, then it kinda exploded into a geyser of purple slime and pink mist." Xander gestured to his purple slime drenched body and then to the girls who had little splatters of purple goo on them.

"I see. I see." Giles murmurred. "Did anything else happen before or after?"

Xander frowned and eventually answered, "There was that one vampire who ran out of a crypt like he was scared for his life. Which was a good call, y'know, the Slayer being around and all. He just grabbed his book and hauled ass."

"And Buffy did not persue?"

"Purple guy got in the way." Xander answered. "Giles, what did I kill tonight?"

The Englishman pulled off his glasses and motioned to several books that were on the study table. "I'll need to do some research but off the top of my head I would guess either a Satyr or more likely an Incubus. Both are usually easily identifiable by the larger than large John Thomas. The description matches neither nor exploding into goo. Which makes me wonder what it could be. Neither is known to do that when dispatched and I cant recall anything off the top of my head that dies quite so, hmm, explosively."

"So what do I do?" Xander plucked at his goo drenched shirt.

"Shower." Giles waved a hand at the door to the library and the high school beyond, "All of you should make use of the facilities and change your clothes then return here for some research. "

"Right. Time to hit the showers." Xander sighed.

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