What to do...

Well this was a an unprecedented situation. You had to convince a Priestess of Anari, Goddess of purity, to take off her clothes for a turbocharged weed-fiend so that she could be molested.

...Damn. It just sounds so impossible when you put it that way.

Ok, ok, you made it this far, you can talk this girls pants off. Clearing your "throat" you draw in a breath...the priestess watches you expectantly...and release it. Unless she was dumb as bricks or you offered her some tremendous incentive she would never even let you peek. You weren't sure but you'd gotten the impression that Anari's priests had to remain chaste if they wanted to keep their position...and the power it entailed. That power was generally to "Purify Evil" and since the heroes were considered invariably good, "Evil" basically meant any enemy in the game. They were pretty singleminded in their destruction of creeps like you...It was a miracle you'd caught her at all. Absorb. She scowled at you. No sense in taking any chances.

Hm...maybe you could just set her clothes on fire? No, she's too low health for that to work without despawning her...Stick her in a hot room? You weren't likely to find one of those out here. Her mouth isn't covered...maybe that'd be enough to keep you satisfied? Well you were a plant after all. You'd be lucky to get any action at all.

The girl had started struggling again but you got the impression it was mostly out of boredom than an actual attempt to escape. Would you knock it off? "Well it's better than waiting here for you to bore me to ****!" Huh, that might actually work if you got really ****. Heroes were notoriously impatient...and arrogant. Maybe you could appeal to her pride? Or even better...what if you tricked her into thinking she got away?