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Chapter 6
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Cantalope
What's next?
Someplace secluded...
There is a certain swagger in your step as you slowly make your way up the canyon, jauntily waving to your Weed-Fiend brethren as they gawk at your imposing form and the struggling priestess under your arm. As a plant it takes a while for you to get to the end of the canyon but you easily clamber up and over puzzles that heroes would have had to solve before continuing. You are rather impressed with yourself: you're not even tired when you arrive in the Deepwood, struggling priestess and all.
The girl finally slumps over your arm, exhausted and weakened. Her eyes have shut and she's gone completely limp...almost like she's trying to concentrate on something else-Oh no you don't! Absorb. The girl grunts in frustration as you interrupt her meditation, draining whatever mana she'd been able to recover.
You come upon a dense thicket in the forest, somewhat off the beaten path. Hm...this should do. You clear a space for yourself in the center of the hollow, where the thick canopy opens enough to allow a golden beam of light to stream down into the dark forest. Perfect secret lair... You catch a muffled outburst from the girl and loosen her gag. What was that? "Ptew! You taste like old cabbage!" No, after that part. She rolls her eyes, "Well, it's not much of a SECRET lair if you bring me right to it numbskull!" Wow. You've got quite a mouth for a priestess of Amari. Aren't you all supposed to be polite and serene? "Not when we have a FREAKING BALCONY DROPPED ON OUR HEADS!" Fair enough...What's your name? "Dana the Just...you overgrown weed." I'm going to call you Dana the Captured. She narrows her eyes. Now then...
You set her down on the mossy earth, strapping her to the ground with roots. Let's get better acquainted... You try to slide a vine under her kimono but you don't seem to be able to slip under the material...Agh. She smirks at you, "Mature content filters perve. Even in the middle of a battle when my clothes have been hacked to pieces, my purity stays covered." You think for a moment. ...But you can take off your clothes. "Well, yeah." She gives you a haughty sneer, "Not that it helps you. I'll never willingly disrobe and you can't violate me with my clothes on! Might as well just kill me and get that XP..."
We'll see about that.
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Game Monster
From Creep to Boss
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope
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