Warren's Inauguration

"And now fine people of Sunnydale, I give you your new mayor, Warren Mears." Announces the former mayor to the people of Sunnydale. Warren smiles as he approaches the microphone.

"Thank you Mayor Williams. People of Sunnydale I want you to know how much I am going to enjoy being your mayor. I have made a list of ideas I have to make this city the best city in the world." The people cheered.

"My first action will be to change the name of the city to Sluttydale." The people cheered.

"Next I have given the police a list of new laws for the city that will be enforced starting noon today. The list is available at the end of this ceremony and I won't read the entire list of new laws but I will name a few of the big ones." Announced Warren.

"Underwear will not be worn by any female ever. All marriages are hereby annuled. Public sex is allowed and encouraged. Women will not wear jeans, slacks or shorts. They may wear skirts not longer than 2 1/2 inches in length or dresses of the same length. Public masturbation is also encouraged by everyone. Lingerie can be worn as outerwear but only if it's crotchless and see through." Explained Warren.

The strange tale of the town renamed Sluttydale quickly made the news. Warren's becoming mayor actually seemed legal as the city council had the authority to name a temporary mayor if the mayor died or resigned. Other things such as the annulments of marriages weren't played up.

But it was enough to get the attention of Angel Investigations. Angel, Cordelia, Wesley, Fred and Gunn headed for Sunnydale at high speed.