Wait, wait, wait...

"Okay, so if you activate Plan-R," I said hesitantly. "Um...is there a way for me to know what they'll be up against?" If it was a bunch of weak useless ones, that would be fine. Raven had some degree of super power to her. Hopefully there was nothing but characters from Total Drama Island or something...

More typing. "Hmm...good question...let me see here...there seem to be only three in your area. ...but you should know that by activating Plan-R, your Raven will no longer consider your Argent to be an ally. They'll fight each other too," she said. She sounded like she really hated this idea. It didn't surprise me. She was one of them, wasn't she? ...sounded like one at least.

Either way, I didn't like the idea of setting the two against each other. "What are they?" I asked. "There's a grown up Dora the Explorer...with Lara Croft-seque qualities..." God, I hope that didn't include guns. "...a Juniper Lee that talks like an Asian whore..." Oh, great...hope her strength wasn't as high as in the show. "...and busty bimbo version of Lola Bunny."

"Space Jam or Looney Tunes Show?" I asked. There WAS a considerable difference.

"Looney Tunes Show." Well, at least she couldn't slam dunk Raven...or something. "So, what do you want to do?"

That was the question. Three choices. Let them go mad, risk their lives, or...send them back and start again. Maybe find out what went wrong...

Wait...maybe there was one more option! What if I ordered a mind control robot? Surely they could mess with their programming directly. Would it work...? I ran it past the customer service agent.

"Well...there's a chance that could work. You have to realize though, the mind control robot will be prone to messing with them for laughs," she replied.

Five choices...which one? Sending them back would be cheapest...but it would kinda suck to have to start over. The fight would let me keep them as they are, minus the insanity...but they could be damaged. Maybe killed. Madness was out of the question. Or I could spend another huge sum to buy a mind control based robot to decrease their desire for me...