Versus

"I am the greatest criminal mind of all time! Bow before my mighty mental magnificence!"

Superman looked at his 'archnemesis' and wondered how this was his life.

Flying into his city he could spot the disturbance easily, all he had to do was follow the plumes of smoke drifting in the air. Why was it he had to deal with an entitled obsessed eighteen year old egomaniac in power armor. He tried to keep his agitation and aggravation out of his voice as he addressed the villain smashing cars as she went stomping thru the streets of Metropolis in power armor that would make a warhammer fan jealous. Stopping ten feet away and hovering in the air he crossed his arms over his chest, "Luthor. Stand down. Now!"

Superman tried not to pay attention to the way the girl's mouth turned from a snarl to a smile as she looked him over. The way the teenager always fixated on him was... uncomfortable. She stop shouting and instead said his name in a teasing lilt, "Superman. My nemesis. Finally! A man worthy of my momentous attention. The bleating sheep of Metropolis aren't worth my time."

He fought the urge to put his head in his hands. Instead he uncrossed his arms and fisted his hands, "Luthor."

"Lexi, Superman. Call me Lexi. For you see, only my nemesis deserves to use my first name." Lexi simpered at him.

"Oh boy." Superman groaned under his breath.

XxX

"It was me Barry, it was always me!" Eobeth Thawne screamed. "There can be no one else. No other woman can understand you like I do. Only me! Me! Me! ME!"

The Flash sighed at the young woman in the yellow suit that mirrored his own supersuit. Psychotically obsessed fans from the future. That was a new one.

XxX

Diana looped her arm around Cheetah and proceeded to shoulder throw the cat girl into the concrete. Hard. A yowl became a mewl when she impacted the ground, the cat girl lay face down, flat on the ground for a moment before trying to push herself up.

"Cheetah. Behave yourself. Stay down, Barbara." Wonder Woman put her foot on Cheeah's large rump and pushed down.

Cheetah used a purring baby talk voice as she wiggled her ass under Wonder Woman's boot, her tail curling up around Wonder Woman's calf. "Mmmmmomma. Spank me hard, Momma. I like it ruuuuff. Tie me up, Momma, put a leash on your kitty cat and take me out for walkies."

Wonder Woman actually seriously gave the idea consideration. If it would fix the young woman.... Diana had to wonder for a second if this was an actual good idea or was she just horny right now? It was probably just that she was horny. Probably. The curse of being a woman with an above average bust was the occasional bouts of over whelming lust. Maybe she'd run the leash idea thru some more level headed colleagues. Just to do due diligence.

XxX

"Why? Why can't we date!" Star Sapphire screamed as she flared with pink light, banking around an energy blast from Green Lantern, spiralling higher into the sky over the west coast.

"You are a kid. Its illegal!" Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern responded as he tried to corral the Pink Lantern user with a box construct. He tried not to think about the fact that the buxom seventeen year old brunette was wearing a very tiny pink slingkini that exposed almost everything. Normally he'd been down for anything with a buxom brunette in thigh high boots a slingkini, opera gloves and a tiara.

Star Sapphire broke thru his construct and fired a 'love beam' at him. Hal dropped under the beam and again formed a construct of hands to grab and hold Star Sapphire.

"You dated that alien kid! Why cant you date me!" Star screamed as she thru more 'love blasts' at his constructs.

"Arisia isnt a teenager. She's actually older than me when you consider years actually lived. She's over 200 years old! Its only by her societies standards is she considered a kid... and that's only because they live so damn long. Hey, watch it!" Hal ducked as a pink energy beam almost took his head off.

"I'm seventeen almost eighteen!" Star Sapphire screamed.

Hal Jordan sighed and muttered to himself "Why are the cute ones always crazy?"

XxX

"You cant seriously say that the X-men anime is superior to the X-Men animated series." Tom looked at Chester with disbelief.

"In one regard. The White Queen." Chester grinned.

The Anime club looked at the two of them. Especially when Tom groaned and let his head hang. Finally out of the group, a girl named Denise asked, "Okay, whats the big deal?"

"He means that the anime version has big boobs hanging out and are animated the way anime... animates big boobs." Tom answered.

The group groaned.

"The world would be a better place with jiggle physics. This world needs jiggle physics." Chester sniffed.

"Yes. Truly. Boobies bouncing. That's what's important." Tom rolled his eyes.

"The spice must flow. The boobies must bounce." Chester smirked much to the groans of the anime club.

"The boobies must bounce." Tom mocked.