Up next, Thor.

The first Thor film was always fun, if a bit bland compared to many MCU films. There isn’t much in it originally of a sexual nature to work with at all.

Natalie Portman is beautiful of course, but her role isn’t sexual in the least. Kat Dennings is very easy on the eyes, and you intend to make her much more of a focal point of the films, and a bigger part of the MCU going forward.

So you have the film flow differently from the start. For starters you have Anthony Hopkins in great shape, looking quite fit, but he has help from CGI. Odin in the Marvel comic lore is 6’9” and 650 pounds, so you have Odin shown to be around 6’7” and built like a bodybuilder. He is properly massive. As Thor is 6’6” in the comics you also give Chris Hemsworth some help with an extra inch of height to 6’4”, and some lifts to bring his character up to 6’6” in the film.

You have Odin defeat the frost giants and take a child to be his adopted child, who would grow to be Loki, but you add a quick scene of a younger and stunning Rene Russo as Friga explaining the troubles a frost giant would have growing up in Asgard.

You show Odin and Frigga combining their powers, Frigga’s powers of transmutation and illusion as a witch, and Odin’s abilities with the Odinforce, Dark Magic and his powers of enchantment. Together they permanently alter Loki to be an Asgrardian, and give him access to Asgardian magic in addition to his powers as the son of the frost giant king.

A party is then shown celebrating Odin’s victory over the frost giants, and you show the massive hall in Asgard as a celebration erupts as Odin announces their victory.

In this brief scene you show Rene Russo looking to be in her mid twenties, and she is nearly naked as the celebration begins, and you see that the party quickly becomes sexual in nature. Odin is shown with his personal servants, a dozen beautiful Asgarian women, and that scene quickly becomes an orgy with the king and the twelve women.

Various warriors find women and a wild sex party breaks out, and Frigga is shown joining Odin and his lovers for the night. She is also seen having sex with numerous men from Asgard as well, but none of them finish inside of her, that being the right of Odin.

Frigga ensures that when her husband Odin climaxes, that it is always inside of herself, or on the face and mouth of one of the women. She insists that they have no bastard children to muddy the waters of birthright and ascension.

The movie then transitions to what would have been Thor’s coronation as king of Asgard.

The coronation is far more erotic than before, with attendants shown for Thor and Odin, the beautiful women who serve their needs. These women are very nearly naked, with only golden robes which cover very little of their beauty.

Sex is not shown as the party hasn’t really started, but quite a lot of nudity is, and when you show the various other women who aren’t Odin and Thor’s servants, you see they are dressed in a similar manner. The camera pans past Lady Sif, and she is shown to be barely dressed, with her perky breasts exposed. And when Frigga is shown she is also topless, their culture is shown to have no hang ups with nudity.

As Thor is about to be crowned as the new king, and as the people at the coronation begin to act more amorous, you see Loki sneering at their foolish lust.

“Foolishness, any excuse to throw an orgy…eh ‘all father’…” Loki’s tone is dripping with sarcasm as he says this. “Such extravagance can only come before the fall.”

The film then moves along when the frost giants attack. Thor, Loki and the warriors 3 go after the giants, chasing them to Jotunheim against Odin’s orders. This leads to Thor being stripped of his power and excited to Earth, along with Mjolnir with a new enchantment requiring worthiness.

Most of the film goes as normal, except that Darcy Lewis, played by Kat Dennings, dresses far more provocatively, and is shown lusting after Thor for much of their time together.

Jane Foster does not, and chastises her intern for how she is behaving, but that doesn’t stop Darcy. But while Thor admires her body, he declines her sexual advances. He is too depressed at being banished and losing his power, and he is trying to be more upright than before.

Loki on the other hand has no such compunction. When he is seen walking around and looking at Mjolnir, he is also shown watching Darcy’s shameless flirtation with Thor, and laughing about it.

Then when Thor is off with Jane Foster, you see Loki observing Darcy changing into clothing to sleep, showing off Kat Denning’s great beauty. She is seen to be drinking, and grumbling about Thor falling for Jane instead of herself, and she seems to be quite drunk.

He watches her change with a smile, then he grins and changes his form. He transmutes his own form to actually be physically identical to his brother Thor, and knocks on Darcy’s door.

You then show Thor finally respond to Darcy’s flirtation, and in her drunken state she throws herself at him, and quickly the two of them are going at it.

You show Kat Dennings naked, and she looks glorious. In real life Kat Dennings was 25 for this film, you make her a bit younger at 19. While she maintains her curvaceous figure, and her rather large breasts, you have her in just a bit better shape in terms of fitness and muscle mass as she will have numerous nude scenes in these films.

Darcy has her way with the being she thinks is Thor, aggressively sucking his cock, pulling him onto her chest to fuck her big tits, and allowing him to do as he pleases.

You show as Thor flips her onto her arms and knees and enters her doggy style, and he pounds her quite hard, and you show that Darcy is having a great time, but still sounds quite drunk.

You then show Thor’s face change. His body remains the same, but his face is now his true identity of Loki, and he sneers as the brutally fucks the beautiful human woman before him.

In Thor’s voice you hear him insulting her, saying some fairly degrading as he fucks her, “you are nothing but a peasant, a whore…you simple minded cow!” Loki says in Thor’s voice. “Good only for reproduction for your lowly species…your mouth best used to please a man, those massive teets best used to feed your progeny…”

Loki also slaps her ass and sometimes chokes her as he fucks her. But Darcy is aroused enough, and horny enough, that she doesn’t seem to mind, and she is actually shown orgasming. When he orgasms, Loki holds her hips tightly and inseminates her, snarling as he does it. Then in Thor’s voice he tells Darcy that she was not that good at the act of procreation, and that for her sake he hopes she at least maintains her physical beauty.

He walks away laughing, leaving Darcy crying on her bed. You then show Darcy wake up confused, not knowing if it was a dream or if it was real, but the real Thor treats her exactly as he had been, respectfully keeping her at a distance as his interest is in Jane Foster.

After this the film tracks as it did, right up to the post credits scenes, laying the groundwork for Loki being back on Earth for the events of the first Avengers film.

You do make one addition, Loki being the trickster that he is, and seemingly hating Thor as much as he does, finds Jane and Darcy and is shown trying to have sex with both of them in the disguise of a tall human that is built like and looks a lot like Thor. Even down to the accent.

When Loki tries it with Jane he gets shot down, as she is uninterested in romance, she is looking for a way to see Thor again.

With Darcy it works, but it is easier than Loki thought it would be, and this time when he gets back to Darcy’s apartment and has sex with her, you see that he is more loving, and less rude with her.

And when he orgasms, Loki lays over Darcy’s beautiful naked body and kisses her on the shoulder and smiles. Then his eyes open wide, and he stands up, “what in the hell and I doing?” He says this quietly, obviously angry at himself for how he was feeling. “Get it together…she is just a human whore, you are a god…”

Loki then returns to his original form and leaves Darcy’s apartment, leading to the post credits scene where Selvig is asked to examine a mysterious cube shaped object.