Unexpected consequences

"I'd like to but we can't."

"Come on. Colonel Crusoe and Colonel Muller are doing it."

"Wait. Really? I mean… if the Colonels are doing it…"

"Still got that tattoo?"

"Shut up I just… haven't had time to get it off… our daughter is growing up quick you know."

"I'm coming to visit after this. Did she like the plushy?"

"Hah, she refuses to go anywhere without it."

"I'm glad. Think she wants a little sister?"

"As if the brass would go for that in a training exercise."

"Wait till I tell you…"

"Anal only. I've got colony mods."

"So does Colonel Muller."

"Wait did she-"

"It's recorded."

"Well, I guess if even The Icicle is doing it…"