Two Bugs Meet for a Date

Ahh, the Daily Bugle. Hard for a universe switch to mess up this classic location, it even had the same hot dog vendor that cheered for Spidey as he swung past (he did so to spite the 'lies' of JJ right in the earshot of the grouchy newsman). Still, it was nice to see the old place. Peter was tempted to go and give the inside a visit too, but he wasn't sure if he was still a photographer here so it felt weird.

Plus he'd only just arrived 10 minutes before his date with Janet was set to start.

Why was that? Well, long and short of it: Felicia.

After taking the cat back to her home, she refused to let go of him. Though they didn't do anything particularly lewd that evening, she still really wanted him to sleep in her massive king-sized bed with her after swinging her all the way home. Considering he was living in basically a dingy closet with a single gross mattress this week, and had just professed his love to her, a snuggle night in the thief's deluxe apartment was certainly welcome.

That being said, though Felicia was too tired the night before, there was a rather arousing awakening awaiting our Spider that morning. Apparently this world had never established the concept of 'morning wood' so the thief had instantly leapt upon the chance as soon as she'd awoken. The hero had left his dream state to the sight of a beautiful woman riding him balls deep. Massive melons slapping against her chest, sweat pouring off her perfect form, all while her mons bulged from his rigid girth. Felicia barely even noticed he'd awoken until he grabbed her hips and started joining in.

They ended up spending most of the morning rutting again. She apologised afterwards for her brazen display of pervertedness, but Peter just smiled and made her breakfast instead. Perhaps the greatest morning of Black Cat's life, even with him swinging away to date another woman. Not that she could get up from her bed anyway.

So here Peter was. Still mostly in his Spidey get up so that, when Janet appeared, they could swing/fly above the city to find a nice place to eat. He did have to put on a shirt and tie first though, since he could never tie one without a mirror.

"PETER!"

"Bah!"

He really wasn't used to things surprising him with no spider-sense alarms. Thankfully it wasn't Venom this time, but instead an overeager woman growing from the size of a gnat in front of him while he was staring out towards the city.

"You came! I'm so glad you still showed up! Quick! Let's go!"

Her hands grabbed at his chest, trying to drag him away by the shirt. "Woah! Calm down, I just had this ironed!" A rare thing indeed for the busy hero. Thankfully, Felicia had apparently kept a few of his clothes in her apartment from when they dated in this universe, for sentimentality reasons. "It's good to see you too by the way. I like the dress."

"Y-you do?" She gasped lightly, unable to stop a wide smile from forming as she twirled excitedly on the roof. The yellow sundress looked very classic on her, the satisfying sway of the fabric after her twirl as the sun's beams traced her form was certainly pleasant to behold, sun-kissed flowers adorning the outside of the hem, all while a plunging v neckline showed the sexy body underneath. Strained straps having to work overtime to keep a hold of her c-cup breasts from spilling out, though the erect nipples digging into the thin cloth were helping as much as they could. "Oh, you know how it is~ just a casual thing I threw on~ Hehehehe~"

It was pretty clear the complement meant more to her than she was letting on, pressing her knuckles into her chin and dancing around a little out of sheer glee.

"JANET!"

"Oh my god, she wasn't lying!"

Janet's good feelings left immediately, eyes going wide with fear as she said a single word: "Shit."

"Uhh... Janet? Why is-?"

"SORRY!" Wasp clapped her hands together and winced, "I blabbed immediately! I was WAY too excited to be going on a date with you... then I told them about your, um, condition and they insisted to coming too!"

A flying busty blonde carrying a lewdly dressed brunette quickly landed upon the Daily Bugle rooftop. Jennifer Walters and Carol Danvers, AKA She-Hulk and Captain/Ms. Marvel respectively (Pete had no idea what Carol went by in this universe as her costume seemed to be an amalgam of the two).

Speaking of the costumes, they followed a similar pattern to what Wasp was wearing yesterday. As in, they could be mistaken for halloween slutty versions in his regular universe.

Carol Danvers was a woman Peter had actually dated before. While she didn't really like to be known for it, her beauty was certainly evident when you looked at her. With her Kree genealogy, she looked positively Barbie-like, blonde hair, perfect skin, deep blue eyes, and a dynamite physique that could put most in the hero business to shame. Something her costume certainly took advantage of. Abs on full display with only a thick black thong and weirdly sexy boots on to cover the lower half of her body. The rest of it was basically a crop top, with her Captain Marvel crest atop her bulging chest, packed in so tightly to show the complete lack of bra. Not helped by Peter's memory already reminding him of how she looked with a bare chest. Though the sight of her womanhood etched very clearly through her tight thong was enough of a distraction from her tits.

While she wasn't all green today, the woman with her was unmistakably Jennifer Walters. Maybe helped by the costume she was wearing being basically identical to her regular She-Hulk one. Though, while on the body of the sexy yet smaller lawyer, it did look more slutty than you'd think. Less dynamic than Carol's, but with those curly brown locks and tight purple one piece on, it looked more like your girlfriend dressing up as your favourite hero. Cute. Especially her demeanour when they landed which seemed much more demure than regular Jen. As shy as she seemed though, a wetness was still very much present on her crotch that seemed to stick them together. Same with the other two really, perhaps this universe gave up long ago on the idea of dry vaginas, or maybe his presence was causing something to stir inside of them.

"Y-you can get boners?" Jen asked, bluntly barging into a conversation like the real Hulk would, "Can you show us?"

Carol was still somehow the angrier one here, "Wait a minute! I'm not done confronting Janet yet! How long have you and Peter Parker been-?"

"This is only our first date, Carol!" Wasp moaned, latching onto Peter's arm to try and claim her territory, "Now, you've looked at him. If you two don't mind, we're going out somewhere, right Peter?"

"Uh, r-right." He said, thoroughly unprepared for all this, "Want to try that new bistro near Central Park?"

She gasped with a hand to her mouth, "A French restaurant! Peter, you really are the whole package~ I would have been satisfied with a parking lot behind a McDonald's!"

Before they could even get a single step, Carol flew right up in front of them, "Wait! Don't go just yet!" She insisted, a frantic panic on her face, "A-are you sure you want to date Janet? I'm right here and have... um..." The sexy and strong woman looked down at herself and failed to find any redeeming qualities, whispering under her breath, "Shit, what do men like?"

"Me! Peter likes me! So don't try and butt in!"

Jennifer had shuffled over to them, giving the Wasp a half lidded look, "...didn't you say you only got the date because you offered Black Cat a lot of money?"

"Urk! I forgot I told you that..."

Going back on the offensive, Carol quickly chimed in too, "Yeah! Let Peter decide who he wants to date!" Without warning, the super heroine suddenly grabbed the underside of her tight costume and lifted it until her melons jumped out into the open air, "Y-you liked this part of me, right?! I wasn't imagining it, right?!"

Ah yes, the marvellous tits of Carol Danvers. Sitting at the lower end of D-cup, their firmness despite their size was what looked so incredible about them. Her areola being relatively wide with fairly thick nipples, so much so that if Peter's porn brain had to guess she'd pulled on them before. And that imagery alone was enough to send him blushing.

"H-he does!" Wasp gasped, "But I have them too!" Her straps quickly fell past her shoulders to gracefully unveil her own chest to Peter.

"S-sorry I'm crumpling the costume you like..." said the lawyer, also wanting to show off her tits by bringing the outside in and letting her chest fall out the sides of her outfit with a thin purple line between them.

So now Peter Parker had three Avengers and six tits staring at him. All fighting for his attention as he stood on his old workplace, with the fleeting image of JJ coming up for a smoke and finding him like this before his mind ripped him back to the breasts at hand. Jan and Jen sat on opposite ends of size to Carol, ironically making them stand in size order as well. The Wasp's were technically the smallest at around c-cup, but what a magnificent pair they were. Perky teardrops that still jiggled thanks to her subtle minstrations, trying to allure her man to her side. On the other side, Jennifer's DDs looked meaty and soft. Her attitude wasn't the only thing shy in this universe, as her nipples were tucked away inside her areola, and Peter could only think if she hulked out how much bigger her chest would become...

"L-ladies..." He coughed, trying not to let blood flow in any one direction too much, "M-maybe we can save this for... after the date?" His pants were getting tighter but he had actually made a reservation for once that he sort of wanted to keep. If only to keep this legit.

This made them all blink in surprise, "Huh? As in... all of us?"

"Why not," He said with a tiny sigh of relief as they actually did put their boobs away, "I get the feeling that no matter who I pick, the other two will just follow us around anyway. Besides, we're all heroes in this world, we can have a nice friendly lunch together, right?"

The three looked at each other, quickly huddling together a few meters away from Spidey to both quietly celebrate and whisper rules at each other before turning back to him. "We accept these terms, Peter Parker." Wasp nodded, "Though I would have preferred you all to myself, there is a certain... interest I have to see if you can handle all three of us." Her blush showed exactly where her mind was.

"Yeah, don't disappoint us now, Universe-Travller-Man," Captain Marvel smirked, clearly excited as well, "Though I guess a date with this face is worth it just for the story alone."

She-Hulk politely bowed a little, "Sorry for the inconveniance, and thank you for letting me attend."

Her two friends looked a little worried at her, "Jen, you gotta boost that confidence man..."

"Sorry, before we go any further, why do you all act like know who I am? Like, under the mask?" Sure, he was unmasked but for all accounts and purposes he was just another American looking white guy, right?

The three looked at him like he had just asked why water was wet.

"Uhh, because you're Peter Parker...?" said Carol, very confused by the question, "You are, right?"

"Yeah I am."

"Yeah." She nodded, still confused, "Famous model, Peter Parker."

"Yeah." He nodded, taking a moment before asking, "I'm sorry, what?"

It was Jen that awkwardly pointed over the road to a billboard that Peter probably should have noticed beforehand. The billboard that had his abs and face plastered across.

"WHAT?!" He yelled, rushing across the building to gaze upon his own face.

He was laying down on his side, wearing almost nothing. Only a single red banana hammock, cuffs, and a collar and bowtie with no shirt. He was positively glistening with oil, abs fully on display as he lay in a pose almost similar to the Creation of Adam painting, though instead of pointing to God he was holding a single Reese's Pieces Peanut Butter Cup in his hand with the logo right next to him. Though Peter was a bit more distracted by how much of his cock you could make out at this definition, you could almost check his balls for lumps it was so tight. And it was right in front of the Bugle?!

"Wha...? Why...? Peanut butter...?"

"Wow, he really is from another universe," Carol commented, cocking her hips while staring at Peter with a smirk, "Those ads really work ya know. I have a bunch of Reese's in my pantry because of those abs."

"S-same..." Jen agreed meekly, "Though it's probably because you insist we look at it almost every night when we jill off together."

"Hey! I never heard any complaining outta you!"

As the intruders bickered, Wasp approached the man on the billboard with a delicate worry, "Um, Peter? Everything alright?"

"Probably... but I have a few questions to ask about this universe on our date."