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Chapter 4
by
Darthinteresting
TF time baby
Transformations
"For our First Contestant, we have Miss Ayala," Edith began. "Miss Ayala, your three Transformation options are presented on the hologram, please observe, and choose which you'd prefer, and it would be added as a single vote to the ballot."
"Who else is voting?" Ava asked, anger clear in her tone.
"Why, the Audience!" Edith exclaimed. "They're watching every move you make, so we're honoring their commitment by letting them choose how you move!"
"I didn't choose this!" Ava screamed at the ceiling. "Fuck, not even this version of Webhead chose this!"
"Life doesn't give us what we choose," Natasha said. "Make the best of it, kid. Just vote which one you'd rather, so that you have a better chance at making it out."
White Tiger looked at the hologram which displayed her three options.
Maybe In An Alternate Life: Ava Ayala will be given the memories of her alternate counterpart from Earth-199997, where she met and fell in love with a Peter Parker with a nearly identical life to this one. {Anansi}
Nekomimi: Ava Ayala will gain white ears and tail of a cat. {Mephistopheles}
WHITE Tiger: Ava Ayala will no longer be of Puerto Rican origin, she'll now become a blonde white girl. {Random}
Ava looked at her choices angrily. "Edith, does the first one mean I'll forget my life?"
"No, it just means that you'll also just remember the life of that Ava," Edith explained. "You'll know those aren't your memories, it'll basically just feel like a dream."
"Well then, I vote for that," Ava said.
"Very well," Edith said. "Peter, your vote?"
"Wait, why does he have a vote?" Ava asked.
"He's Spider-Man, and this is the Spider-Harem," Edith said. "Of course he gets a vote. Peter?"
"I think the first one is the best," Peter said. "The random one is just disrespectful, and Mephisto's one is disgusting."
"Your votes have been registered," Edith said. "Mrs. Parker, please come forward."
May hesitantly walked forward and looked at her options.
Every Harem Needs A MILF: Maybelle Parker will gain MILFy proportions. She will also dress more provocatively, as any self respecting MILF would. {Mephistopheles}
This Is Reilly Good: Maybelle Parker will now be retroactively changed to become Maybelle Reilly. In her universe's history, she will now become a student at ESU in the same year as Peter Parker-1048, and all memories of her old life will be replaced with this one. {Anansi}
It's Hard To Believe She's Anyone's Aunt: As Anthony Stark-199999 said, May Parker was hot. Maybelle Parker will now have her exact looks and build. {Random}
"I'd like the only one that doesn't change my mind, so the last one would be my vote, please," May said.
"Your vote has been registered," Edith said. "Peter, what is your vote?"
"I'm sorry, May, but I'll have to for This Is Reilly Good," Peter said. "If you want to make it out of this show without an Elimination Transformation, you have to do... Things with me, and I'd rather not think about you being my alternate aunt while doing that."
May nodded at him, but her frown showed she disagreed.
"Your votes have been registered," Edith said. "Miss Watson, please step forward."
MJ looked at her options.
I Can Be Your MJ: Mary Jane Watson is very different from Michelle Jones-Watson; this fixes that. Mary Jane will now have her life be rewritten and she will become Michelle Jones-Watson right before Dr. Strange's spell. {Anansi}
Spinneret Is The New Silk: In an alternate future for Earth-616 before said Earth's Spider-Man made a deal with Mephisto, Spider-Man made a high tech suit that gave MJ knockoff spider powers. Now, she'll have the full set of actual spider powers, at the cost of having Silk's "drawbacks." {Mephistopheles}
MJ's PJs Are Her Style: MJ's comic covers of her in pajamas are famously Spider-Man themed. Now, everything she wears will be Spider-Man themed. {Random}
"Uh, does anyone know what the Silk drawback means?" MJ asked, looking around.
When no one answered, MJ looked up at the ceiling. "Edith?"
"I am not allowed to share anything beyond the information that there is only one Silk in the multiverse with full Spider powers, and she is referred to as the Bride of the Web," Edith said.
"Honestly, whatever you choose, don't choose that," Peter said. "That offer is coming from a demon, and I mean, everyone knows demons and their tricks are something no one wants to handle."
"Well, I think we both figure that I don't want to change my whole life, so are you ready for my thong to be red and blue, Tiger?" MJ asked, winking at Peter.
Peter blushed, but he quickly spoke in his defense. "No! Not like that, I'm just trying to say, that dude's the scariest thing I've ever seen, and I've fought Thanos."
"You fought Thanos?" Natasha asked.
"Um, yeah," Peter said shyly. "Well, it was me, Mr. Stark, Dr. Strange, and some of the Guardians of the Galaxy."
Natasha didn't say more, but she looked at him in a new light.
"Well, put my vote for the last one, please," MJ said.
"Mine too," Peter added.
"Your votes have been registered," Edith said. "Miss Octavius, it is now your turn."
Olivia stepped forward, carelessly bumping into the others with her tentacles.
Blubber In All The Right Places: In most universes, it's Otto Octavius. In most universes, Otto Octavius is also a very fat individual. Olivia Octavius won't gain as much weight, but she'll gain a lot of weight in all the sexy places. {Mephistopheles}
Superior Spider-Woman: On Earth-616, Otto Octavius nearly became a permanent antihero, before a deal with Mephistopheles undid his positive development. Olivia will now undergo the same development he had, and instead of tentacles, she will now have four mechanical spider legs connected to her spine. {Anansi}
Mommy-Long-Legs: One of the most famous species of spiders is Daddy-Long Legs. Olivia's tentacles will turn into biological spider legs and her human legs will gain a few inches of height. {Random}
"All of these are lame," Olivia said. "Can I refuse to vote?"
"You may," Edith said. "Is that your choice?"
"Yeah," Olivia said. "Fuck these choices."
"Your vote has been registered," Edith said. "Peter, shall you vote?"
"I'll take the middle one," Peter said. "The other two are just weird, to be honest."
"Very well," Edith said. "Miss Hardy, please step forward and vote."
Felicia stepped forward.
Chaotic Good Is The Way: Felicia Hardy is commonly accepted as a chaotic neutral character, sometimes more chaotic evil, and sometimes more good. Now, she'll lean all the way into chaotic Good. {Anansi}
Nekomusume: Felicia Hardy will now have black cat ears and tail, along with some added cat behaviors, such as purring, meowing occasionally, and cuddling. {Mephistopheles}
That Leather Needs a Whip: Felicia wears a catsuit that resembles BDSM gear, now she'll have BDSM tendencies. {Random}
"Hey why'd I get the behaviors and not her?" Felicia asked, pointing at Ava.
"How about you mind your own business," Ava snarked, and the two women glared at each other, nearly about to jump at each other.
"Let's calm down," Natasha said. "Neither of you are the enemy, Mephisto and Anansi are."
"I'd like to see you pipe the same tune when your Transformations come on screen," Felicia said with a huff, then she turned to the screen."Edith, I'll take the first one."
"Your vote has been registered," Edith said. "Peter, what will you vote?"
"I'll vote for the first as well," Peter said, noticing how Edith specified the voting aspect.
"Registered," Edith said. "Miss Weying, please take a look and vote."
Anne looked at the hologram.
Only The Symbiote: Anne Weying will now wear nothing other than the symbiote, which will now be so tight one would assume it's skin paint. {Mephistopheles}
Our Own Dylan: On Earth-616, Eddie Brock had a child with Anne Weying, who's name was Dylan Brock. Anne will now have the urge to have children with Peter. {Anansi}
Always Tentacling: Anne's symbiotic tentacles will subconsciously reach out and grope people around her, she won't notice it until it's mentioned. {Random}
Anne looked at her options. "Out of all of these, I think the second one is the one I dislike the least, it'll be my vote."
"Registered," Edith said. "Peter?"
"Same," Peter said shortly.
"With that registered, we now have our second last Contestant. Miss Romanoff, if you could please take a look and vote?"
Natasha looked at her options.
Fertility Returned: Everyone knows the Red Room took out Natasha Romanoff's ovaries. Now, they'll be restored. {Anansi}
Lying For Pleasure: As a spy, Natasha Romanoff has made lying a habit. Now, if she lies to anyone at the Hotel, she will orgasm. {Mephistopheles}
For The Vibes: As the Audience beyond the Fourth Wall is aware, Natasha Romanoff is a throw pick. Now, she'll no longer be concerned about winning at the Harem Hotel. {Random}
Natasha barely even looked at her options. "I'll vote for the first one, Edith." She turned to Peter. "I don't beg, but this time I'll make an exception. Please, vote for the first one."
Peter was confused by her adamancy. I guess she really wants a child or she really hates the other two, he thought to himself. "I'll vote for the first one as well, Edith."
"Tallied," Edith said. "Our last Contestant, Miss Frost, if you may?"
Emma stepped forward.
Stepfordization X6: Emma Frost has five clones of herself, commonly known as the Stepford Cuckoos. Now, all five of them will join us as extensions of her, and her and their personalities will be rewritten to adopt to the "Stepford" model. {Mephistopheles}
Silent Council: Emma Frost was once a member of the Silent Council of Krakoa. Now, she'll have a direct two way link with Peter's mind, where they'll both give the other solicited and unsolicited thoughts. {Anansi}
Mother: Emma Frost says that she stays "Mothering." Now, she'll have the lactating breasts to match. {Random}
"I'll take the last one," Emma said. "For lauding himself as the better of the two, this... Anansi doesn't seem all great."
"The trickster Spider-God has his reasonings, Miss Frost," Edith said. "Your vote, Peter?"
"I'll choose the last one as well," Peter said.
"Very well, all of your votes have been registered," Edith said. "We shall wait shortly for the Audience, but while we wait..."
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Spider-Man finds himself in a harem hotel
One day, Spider-Man wakes up and finds himself in the Harem Hotel
Updated on Apr 19, 2026
by Darthinteresting
Created on Jan 29, 2026
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