To the streets.

You take the apartment key and head out. You don't really have a destination in mind, so you just walk up the street until you see something interesting. As you walk, you notice that the population of this town is quite varied. Humans and Monsters of all kinds walk up and down the street. After taking some time to people-watch, you begin to feel an ominous sense of foreboding. You don't know what would cause such a feeling, since you are on populated street in broad daylight. You walk up the street faster, hoping to move away from the sinister feeling. Instead of feeling calmer, the opposite happens. You feel your heart rate pick up as the groups of other people start to thin out. Before you know it, you are completely alone on the street. You hear a soft stepping noise coming from behind you, but you are too petrified to move. You hear a voice speak to you. "Human. Don't you know how to greet an old pal?" The voice asks, before continuing without giving you a chance to respond. "Turn around and shake my hand." Despite your fear you manage to turn around and look at the figure standing behind you. The figure is completely obscured by shadows, despite it being a beautiful day outside. The only feature you can clearly make out is a single arm reaching out for a handshake. You reach out your hand... and grasp it.

PHBRFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffft...

You hear a long, drawn out fart noise coming from the stranger's hand. Once the sound stops, you can see the figure for who it really is.

Artist is bonetrouble from Rule 34.

"hehe, classic." He says, still smiling that trademarked smile of his. Sans is wearing his classic blue coat over his white shirt. Despite the temperature outside, Sans is also wearing black shorts with a white stripe going down each leg. His slippers looks new though. Instead of them being pink, the slippers are now a light-ish red. Possibly fuchsia, or maybe they are more of a salmon color? Regardless, you ask Sans what he is doing here. Sans just shrugs before responding. "heh, what's the matter, can't a celebrity go on a walk anymore?" You ask Sans what he means by "celebrity?" Sans winks at you before speaking. "yeah, ain't you heard? i'm a movie star now. i'm going to be in the new earthbound movie. turns out, i look pretty similar to ness, if you can believe it." Sans puts his bony hand under his chin, framing his face as if letting you compare his appearance to Ness. Before you can ask anything else, Sans continues. "so yeah, i'm going to be playing ness' father in the movie. in fact, i was on my way over to the studio for today's filming, when i saw you walking up the road. you seemed kinda on edge, so I thought i'd lighten the mood with a good ol' whoopee cushion trick. funny, huh?"

Just as you open your mouth to respond, Sans brushes past you. "eh, you're probably right. superstars like me shouldn't be pulling those kinds of pranks on people, it's not good for my image." He says as he walks by, looking rather thoughtful. "anyway, i should get going to the studio now, can't afford to be late on my first day. thankfully, i happen to know a convenient shortcut down this alleyway." Before Sans walks into the alleyway, he takes one more good look at you. "you know, you look real familiar, you know that? almost like we've met before." Sans let's the silence linger between the two of you for a moment, before shrugging. "oh well, probably doesn't mean anything. guess i'll see you when i see you. bye." And with that, Sans walks into the alleyway. You follow Sans' path to see which direction he goes, only to find that the alleyway is incredibly short, and in fact doesn't lead anywhere at all. After that strange encounter, you decide to change direction and go somewhere else.