Three Times

“Kinda. I mean, I guess three times. And of course Prom. Oh God, Prom, I actually got my entire hand inside Buffy’s pussy while Xander was fucking her ass. It was crazy…”

“We’ll get to Prom,” Anya cut me off again. Wow, it’s like she didn’t want to hear that story. “Give me the three times in order.”

“Okay, you talked to Cordy and Buffy, they covered what happened at Homecoming?” I said and Anya gave a nod. “Well, there’s a reason Xander and Cordelia’s session in the locker room got interrupted. Sheila didn’t just make a noise by accident. We were having sex while watching them, Sheila, me, and…I mean Sheila and me.”

“Don’t hold back on me now.”

“Dawn,” I admitted as I closed my eyes.

Anya sighed, “And how long was that going on.”

“It never involved Cordelia or Xander. After I came out Dawn came to me and told me about her experience with her sister. The two of them licking each other out while she lost her virginity to Xander. She confessed to me that she enjoyed it and still thought about it. And for the longest time all we did was talk. Then there was the swim team incident. Buffy, Cordy, Dawn, and I were watching the swim team and Xander comes out in a speedo. Dawn catches my eyes looking over him. She asked me about it and I said I still found Xander attractive, but I preferred girls. She asked how you could tell the difference, I said with experience, she asked me to show her.

“I caved. We made out, which is where I wanted to stop, but next thing I knew I was licking her huge breasts, fingering her cunny, before encouraging her to lick my pussy. That kind of became a semi-regular thing after that. Dawn was well aware that Buffy was spending the summer fucking Xander, so we used the opportunity to have our own fun.”

“But no dating? Never public.”

“I really wanted to, but I was enjoying all of the other girls I was getting time with. And after high-school ended for her, Dawn moved to a different college, probably to finally be out of Buffy’s shadow, and…”

“Dawn’s not here?” Anya asked in surprise. “What did you do with Glory?”

“Whose Glory?”

“Okay, we’ll need to come back to that,” Anya said, concerned. “What was the second time?”

“So in your history was there a period where you and I reached into an alternate dimension where the Harvest had been successful because Buffy wasn’t around?”

“Yeah. We got dominatrix you.”

“Same here. No surprise that she was gay, little bit surprised she had a relationship with Xander. Anyway we captured her and we did the whole clothes swap deal. I was going to head into the Bronze, but figured I’d take Xander with me. Got him dressed up like his counterpart and would just say he got pulled through as well and we finally met up. He could pull it off much more convincingly than I could.

“So we go into the Bronze and I start sending the other vamps out. Except, um, you, weren’t buying it. We weren’t really being sexual enough and in the vampire reality I was the dominant one. I kind of panicked and pulled out his cock right there and started jacking him off. Xander whispered to me that I had to play the dominatrix, so I didn’t let him cum. I’d get him right to the edge, then slow down, keeping him from cumming for…must have been hours.”

“In my version it took you minutes to get enough of the other vamps out.”

“Well, um, I was methodical. And you were totally into it. Couldn’t take your eyes off Xander’s cock. Anyway, Buffy burst in once the numbers were way down and Xander hid his cock. But an hour later I found him and told him I had something to finish. He exploded in under a minute once I got my hands on his dick.”

“And the third time, I’m going to guess SATs.”

I actually laughed in response, “Yeah, wow, did Buffy already tell you the story?”

“No, she said you would tell it better.”

“So it started with Xander and Cordelia as they were prepping for the SAT. Cordy can do okay on a test if she applies herself and at some point while studying, it was Buffy, Cordy, Xander, and I, they were play fighting and she said she’d get a better score than him. He said if she did he’d eat her out for an hour, she promised in return if he somehow got a better score he could do whatever he wanted with her body.”

“It was a joke, and I don’t think Cordelia ever remembered to cash in on it, but after Cordy left Buffy asked Xander ‘can I get the same deal?’ He laughed and agreed and I threw my hat into the ring. I’m not sure if we were serious, or just didn’t care, but he made the promise. Things got out of control though when I mentioned it to a girl I was seeing. Well, she went up to Xander and asked the same thing, he took the deal, and then word spread.

“So the morning the test results come back Xander is suddenly besieged by girls wanting to cash in on their hour. Well he didn’t object and I convinced the girls it would be more fair if we got it all out of the way in one day. Yeah, I just wanted to see some naked girls, but I talked them into it. So we commandeered a couple of comfy chairs, set up a little spot in the basement, and when girls who made the deal had a free period headed down to get their hour of cunnilingus. I got to be first and Xander can easily make a gay girl straight with that tongue of his. It kept him busy until school was closing. Buffy and I had our turns, I snuck down to watch him eat her shaved twat, but there was another 10 girls or so who had turns. The only girl who scored worse than Xander was Sheila. Instead of using her as a fuckslut, he used her to give himself some jaw relief, and had her go down on girls willing or desiring a change up. Buffy talked them into both going down on her, Xander licking her pussy and Sheila her ass. I wish I had thought of that. So at Prom…”

“And word never got back to Cordelia?”

“Maybe. Listen, there is kind of an unwritten rule, you, Xander, and Cordelia, are official. You play around with others, but if it’s not something that is done as a group, you don’t bring it up. I’m sure this timeline’s version of Anya knows that Buffy gave Xander a blowjob an hour before the ceremony…”

“She what?!” Anya exploded.

I held up a hand to try and calm her down, it was tough to remember how things were different for her, “But you understand that it’s not going to change how Xander feels. Xander loves Buffy and she wants his dick. I love Xander but he’s not the type of person I want for a relationship. You’ve kind of embraced that the man who is about to be your husband is the best fuck around.”

“Well, I can see the appeal,” Anya said. “Now, about Prom, everyone keeps…”

We were interrupted by a knock on the door and then Buffy poked her head in, “Um, Anya, someone called D'Hoffryn would like to speak with you.”

Anya nodded her head, “Yeah, send him in. It will help unravel all of this.”