The light finally comes on

“What do you mean ‘a woman’? Jack asked perplexed.

“Exactly what I said,” Amber said. She grabbed Jack by his shoulders and spun him around. “This is the woman’s lounge!” She hissed in his ear. “Do you see any men in here?”

Jack once again looked around the room. He finally realized that, other than him, there were no men.

“Well, I’ve obviously made a mistake, so I leave then.”

“You can’t.” Kim stated simply. “If you do, we will all be required to repay the cost of the cruise, plus court costs! We’ll be sued!”

“I can’t spend the next, wait a minute. You said 30 DAYS?!? I thought it was a 2 week cruise!”

“Nope! 30 days as sea.”

“What am I going to do?” Jack asked, suddenly realizing what he had done.

Della was the one who answered. “I guess you’ll just have to stay in the cabin the entire time. It’s not like you signed up for any of the programs or treatments.”

Kim gasped. “Oh my god! Whose information did you copy? Please say it was mine!”

“I honestly don’t remember what I copied, but I do know it wasn’t any of yours.”

“Oh, this is going to be interesting,” Amber said.

“Before anyone panics any more, maybe we should head to our cabin?” Della suggested, knowing full well that if Jack had copied any of her stuff, he was in for a hell of a month.