The Museum of (Au) Natural History

Kayla made her way through the maze of alleyways as she clung the newspaper to the front half of her body. After about five minutes, and three close calls, the blonde finally reached the back entrance to the Museum of Natural History. Fortunately, she saw the door was open.

"Okay, Kayla." The blonde said to herself. "Just a quick jaunt through the museum, and you're half-way out of this nightmare! And if you're lucky, maybe the gift shop will be nice enough to let you have a t-shirt to make this less mortifying."

A nearby cough made her jump as she hid behind a trash can, dropping the newspaper in the process. Looking up, Kayla saw that it was just a delivery man getting into his truck before driving away. The blonde sighed in relief... Only to let out a whimper as she saw that the newspaper had landed in a puddle and was now absorbing the... Kayla hoped that it was water.

Gulping nervously, the naked blonde walked covered herself with her hands and bolted towards the doors, slipping through them before closing them behind her.

Completely unaware of the mouse following her inside.

Kayla opened the door slightly as she took a peak out into the hallway. There didn't seem to be many people here today, most likely having chosen to go to the beach, zoo, or Coney Island.

Kayla cringed at the recent memory of the last one as she slipped out into the hallway, tiptoeing careful and quickly as her face burned. She just needed to find a side exit to sneak out of, and she'd be two steps away from ending this nightmare.

As she made her way through the halls, she instantly felt the contrast between the warm air outside and the freezing air conditioning of the museum. Her naked skin was starting to develop goosebumps all over her body as her teeth chattered slightly.

Suddenly, Kayla froze as she heard the sounds of footsteps approaching accompanied by a man's voice. She gasped. It was a tour group! Without thinking, Kayla bolted into the wing on her right, hiding behind a diorama as the group walked by.

"And on your right," the tour guide said as he gestured to the very ring Kayla had scampered into, "you will see the wing that will contain our newest temporary exhibit, Wildlife of Europe. The wing will open up next week, so be sure to mark that down on your calendars. Now, if you'll follow me to our left..."

As the voice began to fade away, Kayla slowly rose back to her feet as she breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's a pair of great tits!" A male voice called out.

Kayla immediately turned scarlet as she cupped her small, perky breasts, her eyes widening in terror as she saw a young man in his twenties look in her direction. Had she been seen?!

"Do you have to point out every bird you see, you little bird nerd?" Another male voice asked in annoyance as two young men walked by, the second one pushing the first as they went to catch up with the group. "I swear, dude! You need a girlfriend."

Confused, Kayla looked up at the diorama to see a small tree with two taxidermied birds with black heads and wings, white patches near their eyes, and yellow and olive feathers underneath. She saw the label that read, "Parus Major. Commonly referred to as - "

"Huh. What do you know." Kayla said nonchalantly before looking down at her small breasts in thought. Her thoughts came to a screeching halt as she frowned and whispered, "What the heck am I doing?! I have to get out of here!"

Kayla gulped as she tiptoed out from behind the diorama and headed for the entrance to the wing before peeking her head out of the archway, watching the group disappear around the corner before she began to run down the halls once more.

As she passed through a hall dedicated to small mammals, she froze as she saw the reason for all her troubles drawing a mustache on the face of a taxidermied wild cat. An evil thought popped into her head. If she got rid of the little trouble maker here, than she'd be able to get through this a lot easier.

Grinning maliciously, the naked blonde tiptoed towards the mouse. But just as she was about to grab him, the sound of talking and footsteps rang through the empty wing. It was another tour group!

The mouse merely waved goodbye to the panicking blonde before running over to a display of taxidermied mice and standing still.

Kayla dove behind another diorama just as the tour group arrived. As the guide went about explaining about the various dioramas, Kayla took deep, shallow breaths to prevent herself from having a panic attack. After ten minutes, the tour group began to move on. Kayla peeked her head out slowly, checking if the coast was clear. As she did so, she glowered at the fact that the mouse had disappeared as well. Kayla sighed as she began to stand up, when suddenly...

"Aww! What a cute beaver!" A female voice called out.

Kayla froze and turned scarlet as her eyes widened in terror, slapping her hands over her shaved nether regions as she saw a young woman in her twenties look in her direction. Surely she had been spotted NOW!

"Ugh! You think a rat with a tail that got ran over by a steamroller is cute?" The woman's friend asked in disgust, shaking her head as she grabbed the other woman by the wrist to follow the group. "We definitely need to get you a boyfriend."

Kayla blinked a few times before looking down. Sure enough, the diorama she was hiding behind was one for a beaver. "Huh." She commented, "Deja vu."

Shaking her head, Kayla left the small mammal wing and headed back out into the hall. As her bare feet padded down the cold marble floors of the museum, she soon came to a wing that was dedicated to primitive man and their evolution. She had just passed a display dedicated to a family of Neanderthals when she heard footsteps yet again.

"I shouldn't really be surprised by this at this point..." Kayla whispered to herself as she looked around for a place to hide.

Looking back at the Neanderthal display, the blonde jumped up on to it and stood still, holding her breath as she kneeled next to the fake fire. After all, what better place to hide from this group of tourists than in plain sight.

However, as she moved her eyes to the sound of the footsteps, she had to fight back a gasp as she saw that it was a male security guard entering the room. What she couldn't fight back was the blush that was starting to cover her entire body as the guard walked by, whistling a tune.

To Kayla's horror, she saw the guard stop right in front of the Neanderthal display, his whistling coming to an end as he turned towards the display. The blonde nearly had a heart attack as she saw the guard narrow his eyes at her. Despite keeping herself still and quiet, Kayla could feel sweat starting to roll down her crimson, blazing body as she saw the guard pull out his radio.

"Alright!" The guard snapped into the radio as he turned away, "Which of you jokers thought it would be funny to strip one of the Neanderthal mannequins naked?!" He waited for a few seconds before saying, "Well, I'm standing here in the Human Evolution wing, and all but one of the mannequins are dressed in their furs!"

Kayla gave a small, quiet sigh of relief as she realized the guard had mistaken her for one of the mannequins. Holding her breath again, she decided to keep up the charade until the guard left the room.

As the guard kept arguing with the other person on the radio, Kayla felt something tap her side. Looking down, the naked blonde scowled at the mouse waving up at her. The small rodent then pulled a feather out from behind his back as he stood next to Kayla's foot. The blonde's eyes went wide in horror as she mouthed out, "No! No! No! Please! Don't!"

The mouse merely smiled as he rubbed the feather gently against the side of Kayla's foot. The blonde bit her lip as she tried to fight back a giggle, and action that grew increasingly difficult to achieve as the mouse continued to tickle her foot.

Finally, Kayla let out a loud snort of laughter, immediately closing her mouth as she returned to the position that she had taken.

"What was that?!" The guard said as he heard the laughter, looking around for any sign of the source.

Kayla tried to remain silent as the mouse continued to tickle her bare feet with the feather. She could feel the tears in her eyes as she desperately fought to hang on. Soon though, the tickling came to the point where she couldn't take it anymore.

The second the guard turned his back again, the naked blonde jumped out of the display and sprinted towards the exit of the wing, her bare feet padding on the marble floor as a giggle escaped her lips.

At hearing the giggle, the security guard turned right back around to see that the "naked Neanderthal mannequin" was gone. Just as he reached for his radio, he could've sworn he saw a plump, naked behind disappear out of the wing. The guard shivered to himself as he said, "Starting to wish those four didn't go out of business now."

Kayla bolted down the hall before diving behind a potted plant, taking deep breaths as she tried to calm herself down. That was a close one! Kayla had just calmed down when she looked up and saw a sign that pointed to a side exit of the museum. All she'd have to do is cut through the space wing of the museum to reach it.

"You've made it this far, Kayla." The blonde told herself as she covered herself with her hands and carefully made her way to towards the wing, "You can make it the the halfway point."

As she said this she was completely unaware of the mouse who had snuck into the wing before her...