The Lexus

You wake up a bit disoriented. It takes you a moment to realize where you are. You change and shower quickly.

You work up the courage to use the toilet. The seat is pleasantly warm and very comfortable. You relax and poop. You hit a button and realize the toilet has a built in bidet, not a water fountain. You sit there a bit stunned. You really aren’t quite sure how you feel about warm water being streamed up your ass.

You finish getting ready and head toward where you think the garage is. After a couple wrong turns you find it. Like the rest of the house, it’s huge. There are ten parking spots. Nine are filled with a variety of cars, including a black Ferrari.

You find a pegboard with keys hanging from it. You look over the keys, uncertain about which to take. Finally, you resort to eenie meenie miney mo. You pull down a set of keys with more buttons on the remote than you have ever seen.

As you push the unlock button, you idly wonder if one of the buttons turns the car into a giant robot.

The Lexus beeps. You walk over and sit inside. You hit a fancy garage door opener and the door opens. You turn the ignition and pull out. You quickly reach the wrought iron gate and it opens automatically.

You pull out on the road and activate the GPS.

Twenty minutes later you are at The Company. You can’t believe how much faster it is to just drive. It takes you ten minutes to park and you are still twenty minutes early.

You head into the security line. Once again they dump your bag and begin giving you an intrusive pat down. You watch a pale red head simply stroll through and you wonder why she gets the VIP treatment.

The guard finishes and you head for the elevator. A few minutes later you step off on the twenty fifth floor.

There to greet you is…