Text about her pussy

You: When was the last time you trimmed your kitty?

Her: lol I waxed before the honeymoon

You: I want it bald and smooth for my tongue

Her: I’ll freshen up for you

Your sister-in-law walks out from the kitchen and disappears down the hall.

You: Send proof

A shaving cream covered pussy appears on your phone. So much cream you can’t see the pussy.

You: Looks good enough to eat

Her: Ppppleeeease. Your brother said it looked gross and wouldn’t do it

You: He’s gay. I want you to sit on my face

Her: Where? I’m smooth and ready for you

Goddamn if you’re not rock hard right now, sitting on the couch with your family.

You: Your room