Suzy Catches Johnny Returning Home With A Date

Sue Storm was in bed, and Suzy was getting a glass of water in the kitchen when the elevator opened. The blonde in her borrowed pajamas turned to see Johnny Storm tumble in, tie untied, blue suit slightly rumpled, lipstick on his collar...and clinging to him, the most artificial young woman Suzy had seen outside of a synthezoid.

Bottle-bleached hair. Impossible cleavage barely contained by a sparkly pink sequin dress. Plump lips. A galaxy of piercings in each ears and nostril...and, based on the protuberances, her nipples. Maybe elsewhere, too, Suzy mused, as she took a sip, then set the glass on the counter. The pair staggered forward, the young woman obviously a giggly drunk, stumbling in three-inch platform pink heels.

Johnny froze when he saw Suzy. The alternate-universe version of his sister was close enough to the original that he expected, no doubt, some stern lecture. Suzy smiled and walked forward, extending her hand.

"And who is this?" Suzy asked.

"Candi," the breast-implants-with-legs said. "With an i."

"Well, aren't you sweet?" Suzy said with a smile. "I'll bet little brother can't wait to eat you up!"

Candi giggled. Cold perspiration beaded Johnny's brow. Not sure what was happening.

Suzy didn't let go of Candi's hand. She drew closer. Into the other woman's personal space.

Blue eyes—contact lenses, of course—opened wide as Candi felt a hand on her thigh. Sliding up under the too-short skirt.

"You wouldn't mind if I had a taste, would you Johnny?" Suzy asked.

Before the Human Torch could answer, the natural blonde's lips met the bottle-blonde's. Candi was surprised, but did not resist. As Suzy's tongue pushed past the woman's teeth, Candi's knees began to shake a little. The amnesiac woman's fingers pulled aside Candi's panties, a single finger slipping into a hot, tight slit.

Johnny watched in shock, unable to believe his ears as his date began to moan. His blonde hair spontaneously burst into flame, even his eyebrows, a soft crackle of flame that crowned him—and in his pants, something else stirred.