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Chapter 9
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crono04
Will she...?
Sure
Lily: Well, if the Prime Minister plays, I suppose I could try. After all, I'm not that much better than him.
Guano: I...guess that's the spirit?
The three start toward Gonard's apartment when a young woman (who looks suspiciously like Miyuki from Lucky Star) gets off the elevator, holding a large box.
Gonard: You guys go on ahead. I'm gonna see if she needs any help with that box.
Lily and Guano keep going and turn back when they realize they don't have a key to the room. Lily turns to ask Gonard for it and probably insult him in the process. Her jaw drops when she sees the girl kissing Gonard aggressively.
Lily: OMG!! What the heck is going on!? Does Gonard have a girlfriend!?
Guano: You never noticed that? Gonard can get girls to kiss him from talking to them for a few seconds.
Lily: Since when!?
Guano: Maybe a month after that acting camp episode...I mean, uh, time.
Lily: How does he do it?
Guano: I don't know. He won't tell me. No matter how much I beg and offer him sacrifices.
Lily: ??
Guano: uh..Anyway, if you're curious, you could try asking him. Just be careful. He may try to use whatever it is on you.
Lily: As if anything could make me kiss Gonard! Those girls probably just do it because he's famous. And since my fame outranks his, I have nothing to worry about.
Gonard hurls the girl's box into an open door and goes back to his friends.
Guano: Again, Gonard?
Gonard: Sorry, I couldn't dodge her. Girls are getting fast these days. It's like they train with clothes that weigh more than usual. Is that a thing?
Lily: Alright, Don Juan, just what did you do to that girl!?
Gonard looks around.
Lily: I meant you, Gonard!!
Gonard: Buuut, you called me something else. (gasp!) That disease that makes Mikey forget that woman's name is spreading! (gaaaaasp!) and now, it's claimed me, too..!
Lily: Just answer the question!
Gonard: I don't know, honest! When I talk to girls recently, I just know what to say that they would like the most, somehow. And then they try to kiss me! Some even talk about sucking my dick or riding my dick! I don't even know anyone named Dick!
Lily: Too much information there! Hey, hold on...
Lily looks closely at Gonard and finds something odd about his left eye.
Lily: Gonard, why are there little commas on your eyeball?
Gonard: There are? Maybe I fell asleep on a book or something.
Guano: Wouldn't they be on your eyelids then?
Lily: I'm more surprised that Gonard tried reading a book.
Gonard: It might have been a take-out menu.
Lily: See, _that _makes sense.
Test it out.
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The longest and most interactive Fanfiction ever. In the same vein of create a fembot. anything goes
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by Beast79
Created on Feb 11, 2004
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