Star Wars [All Episodes & Spin-Offs]

Along with what I mentioned in the Into, a few minor differences between the films of this reality compared to our reality is that the names of some of the female characters are have been slightly altered to names that you'd expect to hear in a SW porn parody.

Ex.

Leia Organa = Lay'a Orgazma

Padme Amidala = Padme Swallowgagla

Mon Mothma = Mon Muffma

Jyn Erso = Jyz Erso

HOWEVER, that - and the fact that they're predominately casually naked - is the ONLY difference! They're still the same characters, it's just that here they JUST HAPPEN to have pornier names.

Also, no aging characters! Padme & Anakin have their sex scenes in Episode 2. While there are scenes of him "free-useing" her throughout various points of the film, their two big sex scenes happen on Tatooine and Naboo.

The Tatooine scene is pure carnal, coming right after Anakin confesses to Padme...

"I slaughtered them like animals!"

And Padme

(who in this version is implied to be a MASSIVE freak & nympho. Something that is all-but confirmed in the EU novels where she has a secret double life as a shameless kinkster who's into bondage and SW's equivalent of BDSM. Also, while the Disney canon states that Anakin was the first person she surrendered her pussy to that was done for reasons other than politics and diplomacy for the sole reason of respecting the cultural customs of certain systems, in Legends, Padme has been ran-through in that area ever since she turned 18! The only reason why her pussy looks so pristine in 'AotC' is cause she had herself "re-virginized" right before the start of said films' events!)

finds this act of genocide so hot that to help Anakin get over his anger & fear, she pleads with him to show her how much he hates them by hate-fucking her (written in George Lucas dialogue of course)!

The second sex scene is on Naboo and takes place right after Anakin delivers his infamous...

"I don't like sand."

Speech.

This sex scene is more romantic and ends in a vaginal creampie as this is canonically the scene where Luke & Leia are conceived.

(If you're wondering how that makes sense when the official time gap between 'Attack of the Clones' and '**** of the Sith' is about three years, in this reality it's explained in the official 'RotS' novelization that pregnancy for human women in the Star Wars galaxy is of a much longer period compared to us; Nabooian women especially due in large part to the planet's gravity and atmosphere. As well as the Whills, a **** concept that Lucas thought about expanding upon in later films before ultimately selling Lucasfilm to Disney in 2012)

Lastly, for one of the sex scenes in '**** of the Sith', remember that scene where Anakin tells Padme about going to Mustafar after she tells him she's afraid? In this version of the film, the shot of them kissing and him leaving are abridged by a 3:49 minute carnal sex scene that's completely dialogue-less aside from basic sex noises which is intended to be a more intimate callback to the "staring out the window" scene from earlier.

And while all the sex scenes between Anakin & Padme since 'Attack of the Clones' have been subtly shot and scored (when writing the sex scenes for the saga, try imagining what a porno scored by John Williams would sound like and do your best to translate that to the page. Extra points if you use some sorta A.I. or music software) to let you know that this is ultimately a doomed romance, THIS sex scene has all the sexiness drained out of it and is written, shot, acted (they don't know but deep down they do) and scored to let the audience know that, "this is it."

All the other free-use and hardcore sex scenes featured in the saga are up to you!