Special delivery

“Unfortunately, due to her head being stuck in a vase, Professor Song’s account of what happens next is very vague and only recounts the sensations she felt. Luckily however we pieced together what happened next. It seems that the package Miss Song snuck into was not a delivery but rather a return, a return to the warehouses at Kerblam! to be precise. How do we know this you ask? Well as it turns out River was picked up by a Kerblam! man and ended up at one of their warehouses. Her experiences were caught on the security cameras and have since them become an integral part of the Kerblam! safety training videos. While the woman shown in the videos is unidentifiable due to her face being concealed, River’s description of what happens to her lines up perfectly with what is shown in the video. So if you want help to envision what Miss Song looks like in the buff for research (don’t lie, I’m certain all of you are curious) then you can find the video yourself on the intergalanet. However for those of you who don’t want to have to research something to fill in the gaps in the story we’ve included a description of everything that happens. Enjoy.”

-Professor Bernice Summerfield

Upon the top Conveyer belts, a package bursts open and out stumbles a naked woman, her face is obscured by a vase on her head. The woman tries to pull the vase off her head but it seems to be stuck, she pulls her head downwards, giving the cameras a good view of her rear, while she slowly backs up until she falls off the edge of the conveyer belt.

Luckily there is another belt right below her, she stands up and begins to walk, her arms outstretched in front of her, suggesting that she cannot see through the vase and is trying to feel for something. However she does not realise that she is actually moving in the opposite direction of the conveyer which causes her to remain in a stationary walk, making no progress until a small package appears on the belt and trips her up. Her hands fall into another small package up ahead, this one carrying glue, the woman gets back up and tries to wipe the substance off of her by brushing her hands on her hips. However this means that her hands are now stuck fast to her hips. The woman starts to struggle but is now stuck in what looks like a superhero pose. While the woman focuses on trying to twist her hips off her hands, causing her breasts to bounce furiously, the conveyer belt keeps moving towards the removal area. A small crane comes to pick up a package and ends up knocking the woman off of the conveyer belt.

The woman falls right into an item that is yet to be packaged. The item is a large and wide metal square with a cushioned interior, it also has a metal door which is also cushioned. The impact of the woman’s landing causes the door to fall onto her, two Kerblam robots then enter and lift the box by it’s ends. As they carry it into a larger transport containers one of the robot’s fingers slips and activates a button on the side panel of the item. The item is then placed into it’s transport container and is shipped off to the transmat bays.