She wants a boyfriend

"Well" Poison Ivy says placing a finger on her lower lip playfully. "To be honest sweetheart..... I haven't....... Been in the game for a while. If you know what I mean "

You give her a confused look. Is this crazy plant lady saying what you think she's saying? "What game?" You ask.

Ivy gives you a playful frown. "Well it's embarrassing." She says motioning her arm in a playful way. "You know about my powers right?"

You shake your head kinda scared to talk. But also kinda excited. Like how could you not be?

"Well" she continues her voice still playful. "I received them after a horrible, terrible doctor pushed me into a mix of plants and chemicals....... After that well I became this." She motions her arms over her body. Her pale skin standing out to the dark green of the leafs. *Anyway the point is that I haven't 'been' with anyone after that."

You throw your head back in genuine surprise. "But you're Poison Ivy."

She shakes her head yes. "That I am."

You pause searching for the right words. After all shes got the powers here. "Don't you..... Well you know.... "

Her face somewhat straightens and her voice gets slightly more serious. "Know what?" She asked.

"I mean don't take this wrong but don't you ...... well.... Seduce men all the time?"

"Oh seduce yes. Trick them and take their things and give nothing in return... Yes. But I don't date them. At most I'll give a kiss or two." Ivy

That actually makes sense. "Wait how long have you been.... Like this?"

"Ten years." Ivy replies.

She hasn't been with anyone for 10 years? How's that possible? I mean she's the sexist villain in Gotham with a rocking body and literally seduce anyone with fumes. All this thoughts go through your head while Ivy stares at you. Confusion slowly seeps into her face with the long silence. She finally breaks it.

"I've been lonely." She says playful sadness in her voice. "I wanted to see if I really have it in me to.... Get a guy." The playfulness ends and her voice grows a little awkward. This must be a weird thing for her to admit. "To get a guy... Without my powers helping."

"Are you crazy?" You ask "You're fine as hell any man would be crazy not to want to get with you."

"I'm also considered a monster by most people."

"That's fair" you say.

"Do you think I'm a monster?" Ivy asks looking as though she really wants your approval.