She-Hulk and Spider-Man

Peter was slightly desperate, after his break up with MJ. Peter was slightly lost and he ended up Joining She-Hulk back at her apartment after they had a drink together.

They now stand in an awkward silence. “Look Spider- why don’t you just admit why you came here” She-Hulk said bluntly before walking over to her bed and sitting down.

“I- what you mean?” Peter asks trying to act more confused than he is. “Come on Spider, don’t act confused. Just show me the goods” She-Hulk smiles.

Peter blushes deeply under his mask as he nervously moves his hands down… pulling his suit down…

She-Hulk eyes slightly widen and she quickly begins to laugh. “Haha- oh my- I mean I wasn’t expecting anything massive but it’s literally tiny”

“I wouldn’t uh call it necessary tin-“ She-hulk quickly interrupts. “It’s definitely tiny- Haha! No wonder you and MJ were having issues. That’s little itty bitty worm couldn’t even get past her cheeks I bet”

Peter stands frozen unsure what he should even say until he mutters “so are we still going to have sex or?”

She-Hulk stops laughing and instead looks Peter right at his eyes and smirks before turning around to grab something from a nearby box- “oh will have sex little Spider- don’t worry” she smiles holding up a large 8 inches dildo that’s coloured green…