Selphie

"Selphie?" Wakka raises an eyebrow as a smirk appears on his face. "I didn't know you had a crush on her."

"What!? No! I just...We gotta use it on somebody, you know?"

"Should we really try her? After all, doesn't she like Riku?

"Well of course! Who doesn't?"

"Uh..."

"Forget it! Let's just use the damn book already!" Tidus flips to the first blank page just past the book's rules. Pen in hand, he quickly scrawls his orders into the Sex Note. "Selphie...will show off her panties...without her knowing...to Tidus and Wakka. Done!" With that, the book is snapped shut.

"Y'know, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this. We're making her do something she doesn't wanna do."

"What? C'mon, she's not even gonna realize it, remember?"

"We're still taking advantage of her, right?"

"She'll be-" The loud creak of an old wooden door interrupts the two's conversation.

Exiting from the shack a little ways behind the pair is a young woman wearing a bright yellow dress and a pair of drowsy eyes as she stretches her arms into the air. "ya~wn Hey guys, what's going on?"

"Selphie? Were you just sleeping in there?"

She gives another sizeable stretch. "Mmmm! Just a little bit." She pries her eyes open far enough to see the two boys standing on the beach. "Hey, Tidus~! Nnn~" Making use of her agile frame, she grabs her leg and pulls it straight upward, her dress riding up to her waist and revealing her slightly pink pair of panties. "When did you get here?" Almost as soon as she pulled up her leg, she lets it back down, looking at the duo with half-lidded eyes and a silly smile on her face, not a care in the world.

Tidus and Wakka were dumbfounded. The two look at each other to see the other to see the other's reaction, both of which being jaw-dropping disbelief. After a second of silence, however, Tidus shakes himself out of it. "Oh! I, uh, just got here, actually."

"Cool... I'm gonna splash some water in my face. I really can't seem to wake up for some reason..." With that, she makes her way over to a nearby stream that falls into a pool of fresh water.

With her preoccupied, Tidus turns toward his friend, a hushed excitement present in his voice. "It works! It works! I can't believe it!"

"Neither can I." He snatches the book. "Now let's get rid of it."

"What!? B-B-But..."

"But nothing! We've proven this thing is dangerous. Honestly, using Selphie like that was wrong of us. We should get rid of this thing and apologize to her right away."

Tidus kept quiet for a moment, thinking of a way out of this. "You're right, Wakka. We should apologize to Selphie."

"I know I'm right."

"But, I think we should tell her before we throw that book into the sea."

"You're joking, right?"

"Now now, hold on a second! It sounds stupid, but think about it. We just tell Selphie what happened and she's gonna think we're crazy! But if we showed her the book, then at least we have some kind of proof about it. Hell, we can even let her tear it up herself if she wants to!"

"Hmm..."