Tidus

"There, that outta hold ya!" The young man finished securing his boat to the island's small dock. Tidus had been coming to this secret location since he was young along with his closest friends, who he was especially excited to see today in particular. He surveys the nearby beach only to find a lone figure passing away the time with a blitzball. "Yo, Wakka!" He runs up along the shoreline towards the first person he saw.

"Hey!" Wakka lets his ball fall down onto the sand, his attention turning towards the arrival of his long-time pal, greeting him with a calm, cool smile. "What's happening, man..."

Tidus looks around. "Where is everyone? This place seems quieter than usual."

"Sora Riku and Kairi are on the other side of the island, messin' around with their secret project."

"Figures." He says with a pout, arms crossing in defiance.

"And I guess Selphie wandered off somewhere, probably in the shack or somethin'?"

"Whatever, look! There's something I wanna show you!" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small black book adorned with red jewels around the the edges and on the the cover with big bold letters read...

"Sex Note!?" Wakka reeled back incredulously.

"Can you believe it!? I was just walking down the street yesterday when this thing fell right on my head! When I opened it up, it was all blank except for some rules in the front that say I can use this to have sex with anyone I want!"

"sigh And whattaya think you're gonna use that thing for?"

"Uh..." Tidus pondered for a moment. He was so psyched up about showing off his new trinket that he never really thought about what he was going to do with it. "Hmm, I'm not sure."

"I say you toss that thing into the ocean! Nothing but trouble can come from that thing."

"Oh come on! We don't even know if it works! I say we give this thing a little test..."

Wakka gave his friend a quick bop to the noggin. "Tidus, you horny bastard! You know you can't just **** people to have sex with you!"

"OW! Ease up man! It doesn't have to be sex, necessarily. We can make a girl flash us, or bend over and show us her panties, or something harmless like that!"

He shoots a sideways glare at Tidus, not wholly on board but his creeping blush indicates he's thinking about the possibilities.

"C'mon, let's just put someone's name in the book, have them do some harmless little thing to see if it works, and then lock it up so it can never be used for evil. It probably won't even work anyway!"

"Hmm..." Wakka crosses his arms, his eyes closed in thought. After a few moments, he responds. "Well... Ok. But we're just seeing how dangerous it is. If this thing does anything harmful, we're getting rid of it as soon as possible!"

"Of course, of course!" He excitedly pulls out a pen as he opens up the book.

"... You were planning on using this, weren't you?"

"Psh, that's nonsense... Anyways! Now the important question..."