Ron Stoppable

The Post-high school sidekick was shaking his head as the wave of pink energy washed over him. Feeling no great love or devotion to Doctor Drakken, he said, "I guess the machine was a dud."

Then he turned around and looked into the faces of the other three people with him. One which looked at him like he was the greatest hero in the world, the best friend they always wanted. The other two looked at him like he was a piece of prime beefsteak, the sexiest man in the world. All three looking with longing devotion. His words, "Whatza? What happened?"

The blue mad scientist spoke, "The machine fired, even though it looked like it fried the love machine device. It must have taken a facial recognition picture during the fight of you.

Once the machine fired, it made everyone in the world your loving and devoted ****."

"Please tell me it won't make my mom want to have sex with me or something. That would be sick and wrong." said Ron, as Kim and Shego moved to take his right and left side respectively.

"Agreed. No, I modified the love wave. On family members, it merely makes them treat you as the perfect favourite son they always wanted. On others there are two effects. Most people will love you as their best friend and hero, like celebrity they idolize. However, those you're attracted to will see you as the most desirable mate in the world. Everyone will have the need to please and do whatever they can to make you happy, before anything else, Mr. Stoppable." responded Drakken, as Ron realized the other man had remember his name. Which was hard with two beautiful women trying to kiss and suck his neck.

He also realized the world was affected, and the machine was broke. Ron knew he had to think... but it was not easy with his distractions, redhead and brunette.