Romilda Vane

Romilda Vane came in. She smiled politely at Luna and Hermoine and entered a stall.

"That's the bitch that tried to slip harry a love potion in a sweet, but Ron ate it by mistake," whispered Hermoine.

"I remember," whispered Luna. "There are no love spells in the book, but there are lust spells. Spells that make people lust so hard after someone, they'd become that person's love **** and be obsessed with being that person's love ****."

"Great, who should we make Romilda lust after?"

"How about Harry?" asked Luna. "After all, what's good for the goose is good for the gander."

Hermoine thought about it.