Rob a Liquor Store

Your sister-in-law pulls you out into the chilly November air. “C’mon me and my friends use to do this. It’s so much fun and such an easy way to get quick cash.”

She pulls you to a liquor store. She explains the plan, “When I tell you to, jump behind the counter and grab all the cash you can. Don’t give me that look. No one will get hurt trust me.”

You and your sister walk into the store. You glance around: it’s empty except for the young tired guy behind the counter. Your sister-in-law says, “Good. He’s young. Hopefully he’s not too desensitized on porn. You’ll have about ten seconds.”

Before you can ask what she’s about to do, she yells to the guy behind the counter, “Hey! How big do you think my tits are!?”

With one experienced movement, she lifts her shirt and bra at the same time. She unlooses her cannons at the man behind the register.

He stands in stunned shock, staring at their beauty.

She calls out, “Go! Now!”

Except you don’t move, you stare at those big huge tits. Her huge pink nipples. The mouthwatering tan lines from the Caribbean sun. They’re fucking perfect!

She yells again, “Hurry! Grab the money!” Her tits bounce and jiggle in her excitement.

Sweet Jesus.