Random class on the whim

You start walking in a random direction, deciding to choose a classroom at whim. Students appear to be getting out of classes now, flooding the quad. However, due to the glare of the midday sun, it becomes somewhat difficult for you to see.

You put your hand above your eyes, and a glint of something catches your attention to the side. A well endowed young woman whizzes by you on a bike, with her reflectors shining in the afternoon light. It’s obvious she is not wearing any bra under her white-t, as the movement of her breasts flops up and down, moving every which way. Her firm rear is in small black shorts, swaying back in forth hypnotically, per petal.

Entranced, you soon revise your activity plans quickly. However, just as you were about to call out to her, you pay no attention to the person who you are about to walk into.

“YOU UNINTELLIGENT, UNCOORDINATED TROGLODYTE. Peruse where your FEET directs you to. Some of us are trying to navigate somewhere, to actually better and USE our MINDS! The nerve of some people. Hmph.”

Confused by the speed of which everything just happened, you can’t decide if you are more stunned by the fact you collided with someone, or that you just was yelled at, hearing the most rude, and pretentious words you have ever listened to. Flipping her hair at you, she walks away without so much as checking to see if you were okay, or apologizing herself.

You barely caught a glimpse at her, but you can see she was wearing a red designer skirt, with high knee black socks, and a really fancy black cashmere sweater to match. Finishing her assemble was a red beret sitting neatly on her light brown double braided, pig-tail hair. Getting ticked off, you decide to do something about the situation, but due to glare, you lose her to the rush of students heading to various locations. Figuring it not worth the effort to ruin your day finding her, you proceed to move on back to plan A, selecting a building ahead.

On your way, you past by a snack vendor, and grab a bag of M&M’s hanging from the side, wanting some afternoon munchies. The frizzle haired male vendor, seeing the deed, says in excitement,

“Hey dude, that’s 1.50 for that bag!”

Deciding to give your universal acceptance a whirl, you quickly reply “But it's national snacks day!”

“Snacks days? What are you talking about?” the guy says in confusion, looking more inquisitive than angry.

“Yeah every college student eats free anywhere today, this place included.” you say, wondering if this would spread around campus.

“Oh yeah I almost forgot that was today. Yeah enjoy man, happy snacks day!” he says with a smile, accepting the absurd idea to give away his products simply because some guy tells him it celebratory to do so.

“Yeah don’t forget to let everyone know, and if they question it, tell them you heard it from John Doe!” You walk away with a smile on your face as a line of students start to quickly form, emptying his cart one product at a time.

You enter one of the colleges’ lettered buildings, and step inside the first class you see. Sticking your head though a door, you see it’s one of those smaller lecture halls that seat only about eighty students. The previous classroom appears to have just gotten out, as various students are still coming in every few minutes, and there are currently only ten students seated.

You sit in the front row, and you scan around the classroom at the girls present, thinking about what you what you want to plan next. Out of the ten students, two of them are some rather attractive females that you can’t help pay attention to. One of them is wearing a college hoodie with matching sweatpants; her brown hair tied into a ponytail. She was busy texting away on her phone, unaware of her surroundings. The other was a blonde wearing a rather tight suit, with some alluring cleavage. She was currently applying pink lipstick to her mouth using a hand mirror. You open your bag of M&M’s and start wolfing them down at record speed, as you start to get up, and decide on who to accompany you for a “pre-class activity”.

Do you choose one of the females here, or does something else occur? It's college, anything can happen, and you have the power to make it so.