RWBY Thursday's

[Pan in on a family sitting down in a living room.]

Father who just happens to be wearing a glasses similar to Ozpin's and drinking out of a glass with Weiss Schnee's symbol while wearing a tie emblazoned with Yang Xiao Long's symbol: "Alright gang it's time to eat out this week. What do you all want? I was thinking burgers."

A little boy runs up playing with a toy Crocea Mors wearing a Pumpkin Pete sweatshirt: "I want burgers too Dad!"

The father ruffles his son's hair affectionately.

The wife wearing earings with Blake Belladonna's symbol on them: "Actually dear, I had a hankering for fish."

"Yahoo!"

A energetic girl comes excitedly tearing into the room on her pink skateboard with Nora Valkyrie's symbol on it: "I want syrup!"

The others chuckle but the mother sighs: "Honey you can't just have syrup for dinner..."

The girl grins and nods putting her hands on her hips: "Ok! Then I want pancakes with lots of syrup!"

The camera pans to the baby in it's highchair drinking from a children's cup with Ruby Rose's Symbol on it. "Cookies." It says sounding not at all like a baby and more like a two-pack-a-day smoker's voice coming out of the mouth below it's tiny mustache. "Or I riot."

[There's an overly dramatic musical sting as it closes up on the families faces.]

Narrator Jaune Arc: "Oh no "Dad". What are you going to do? If only there were a place that served all of those things."

The father strokes his chin then has a thought and smiles raising his pointing finger: "I know where we can get all of those things!"

The whole family now says at the same time: "RWBY Thursday's of course!"

[Camera shows them going to RWBY Thursday's and being served drinks by Weiss, burgers by Yang, pancakes by Nora, fish by Blake and cookies by Ruby.]

Narrator Jaune: "So come on down to RWBY Thursday's and interact with all your favorite RWBY characters! Buy RWBY merch and ask about pur rewards program! RWBY Thursday's! Where we're more than just burgers!... am I... not in this shot?... or any of them?... is that it?... oh, fading out... ok then..."

[Screen fades to black showing all the other RWBY franchise characters... except Jaune and Ren ignoring them completely only for a hole to "burst" open and Nora to stick her head out]

"RWBY Thursday's! Don't forget about our "Crazy Thursday" happy hour specials!"

Nora gives a wink and busts a peace sign as Ren can be heard shouting "Nora!" And the screen fades out again.