Put them on now

Throwing caution to the wind, Ash put the glasses on.

The moment he had, the future elderly lady's vision went blurry. Barely able to see much in front of him (let alone anything off to the side), this was just what he had wanted.

"That lady's vision problems must be pretty bad." Ash thought, looking in the general direction of his home. Or at least, he hoped that he was heading in the direction of his home.