Pseudo-Singularity

Moment the automatic door opened.

World around Emiya Shirou blurred into a swirl of light and sound, his senses overwhelmed by the sudden jolt of displacement. One moment he was standing in the cold embrace of Chaldea hallway, the next he found himself planted firmly on unyielding sand, the gentle hum of the sea playing a lullaby in the background.

He blinked rapidly as he took in environment, he didn't fail to notice that he was now wearing just a pair of swim shorts. Then his eyes landed on a terrifying group.

"Welcome to pseudo singularity: Summer of Lustful beasts, Master Shirou!" Kama's cheerful voice pierced through the sound of the bustling beach.

"This is a special space from where one can't leave until both all beast are satisfied," Sesshōin Kiara explained, her eyes gleaming with excitement. She was dressed in cop theme swimsuit.

"Also In this place, time has no meaning, here no one gets tired or needs any substance," Koyanskaya continued, her grin growing wider as she twirled around.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" Tiamat sang.

"Also don't worry once we all are satisfied you'll return to the same point in time where you were before," Ultra Olga Marie said casually, as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

Well... To be it was that strange by chaldea standard.

"Fou Fou" Fou cheered from atop Draco's head, who was busy sucking an ice cream.

He took a deep breath, he couldn't over power these beasts of humanity, He glanced around, eyes searching for any sign of his allies, but the beach completely empty.

Well it seems like he'll have to spend a lustful beach vacation with the beasts. After it wasn't easy to satisfy a Goddess of Love, a Demonic Bodhisattva, a Goddess of Motherhood, whore of Babalonia, a Goddess of ****, a Literal Meteorite and...an Alien.

"So, who wants to go first?" Shirou asked, trying to keep his voice steady. The situation was far from ideal, but he had faced worse in his time as a master of chaldea.