The day aunt Lily cucked poor Marshall (How I met your Mother)

Lily sat in the bar alone, waiting on her husband, Marshall, to get off work from Goliath National Bank. Her lovely husband works with Barney, her other friend, together. She thought they would both walk through MacLaren's and join her at their regular booth. They share this wonderful booth with two other friends Ted and Robin. Who must be off on dates or doing work relative things today.

She sips her seven beers as four hours of waiting past. Already five guys made passes at her. She shot them down ruthlessly. Her anger at her husband slowly absorbs in every part of her being. A guy, who is ten years her junior, strides over to her booth. He wore a large gold watch with jeans and a cheap button-up shirt, which the young male decided to unbutton to show off his pecs.

"Hey, miss. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you," he said pumping out his chest like a baboon.

Lily said while draining her drink and getting a new one place on the table by Wendy the waitress. "Oh, nice one. Did you look that up or did you come up with that with your four remaining brain cells?"

He looks slightly embarrassed as Lily heard his friends laughing loudly at his blunder. If she was in her twenties again, she might have gone home with him solely off of his body. But she is now a mature older lady with a divine taste.

"Oh, Lily, that was so mean." said her blonde-headed friend, who took a sip from her beer glass.

Lily said with lightheadedness forming. "Barney. Where's Marshall?"

Barney said with a peanut in his hand to eat. "He still at work. His boss gave him a massive case to workout. But now I'm here, and this night can become Legen... wait for it... wait. Where's Ted and Robin?"

Lily said while finishing another two beer and eating from Barney's peanuts bowl. "I have no clue. He could be working on a building, and she could be fucking somebody or reverse."

Barney chuckles. "Yeah, it's more likely that Robin is getting drilled, and Ted is well drilling down new plans for a building. So how are we gonna have fun tonight and make it... DARY. Legendary."

Lily drinks again. "I 'burp' have no idea."