Naturally want to earn his friend pussy

Barney smiles to himself as Lily is on the verge of drunkenness and blackout. She is lucid enough to understand most things. So Barney devises his new plan.

No. Ploy. Umm hoodwinked. Ah, he knew, he'll come up with something great, he thought.

He stops Lily from chugging another beer. "Wait a minute, Lily. You're telling me. Marshall, the truth-telling son of a b, didn't tell his sweet adorable wife about his new project. I wonder why?"

Lily's stomach flutters from the compliment but flows out as she thought Marshall must be lying about something important. "What do you mean, Barney? How long has he knew he would be staying extra late?"

Barney lays on a thick layer of concernment. "Oh, at least two weeks." He thought of how long Marshall and Lily been apart the last few weeks, adding everything together to create this plan of victory. Now he does his best to convince Lily of her husband's false infidelity. "I think he is working with Jenkins again. I heard she got a boob job."

Lily shook her head and took the beer from Barney's grips. "Mmmm. I can't believe... Marshall would work with that woman. After what I did to her the last time."

Barney said. "Lily, I think you should head home and confront him." Her drunken state will help cause a rift between the two if she could stay up and argue with Marshall.

"Yes, Barney. I think I will." she begins to leave as Barney call her a taxi.

He hands four grand over to Carl, the bartender, to create an alibi. He hopes he could have both of Lily's and Marshall's trust. If he could, then separating the two would come easier. And he would have Lily oh so sweet pussy.