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Chapter 9 by crono04 crono04

Will she...?

Sure

Lily: Well, if the Prime Minister plays, I suppose I could try. After all, I'm not that much better than him.

Guano: I...guess that's the spirit?

The three start toward Gonard's apartment when a young woman (who looks suspiciously like Miyuki from Lucky Star) gets off the elevator, holding a large box.

Gonard: You guys go on ahead. I'm gonna see if she needs any help with that box.

Lily and Guano keep going and turn back when they realize they don't have a key to the room. Lily turns to ask Gonard for it and probably insult him in the process. Her jaw drops when she sees the girl kissing Gonard aggressively.

Lily: OMG!! What the heck is going on!? Does Gonard have a girlfriend!?

Guano: You never noticed that? Gonard can get girls to kiss him from talking to them for a few seconds.

Lily: Since when!?

Guano: Maybe a month after that acting camp episode...I mean, uh, time.

Lily: How does he do it?

Guano: I don't know. He won't tell me. No matter how much I beg and offer him sacrifices.

Lily: ??

Guano: uh..Anyway, if you're curious, you could try asking him. Just be careful. He may try to use whatever it is on you.

Lily: As if anything could make me kiss Gonard! Those girls probably just do it because he's famous. And since my fame outranks his, I have nothing to worry about.

Gonard hurls the girl's box into an open door and goes back to his friends.

Guano: Again, Gonard?

Gonard: Sorry, I couldn't dodge her. Girls are getting fast these days. It's like they train with clothes that weigh more than usual. Is that a thing?

Lily: Alright, Don Juan, just what did you do to that girl!?

Gonard looks around.

Lily: I meant you, Gonard!!

Gonard: Buuut, you called me something else. (gasp!) That disease that makes Mikey forget that woman's name is spreading! (gaaaaasp!) and now, it's claimed me, too..!

Lily: Just answer the question!

Gonard: I don't know, honest! When I talk to girls recently, I just know what to say that they would like the most, somehow. And then they try to kiss me! Some even talk about sucking my dick or riding my dick! I don't even know anyone named Dick!

Lily: Too much information there! Hey, hold on...

Lily looks closely at Gonard and finds something odd about his left eye.

Lily: Gonard, why are there little commas on your eyeball?

Gonard: There are? Maybe I fell asleep on a book or something.

Guano: Wouldn't they be on your eyelids then?

Lily: I'm more surprised that Gonard tried reading a book.

Gonard: It might have been a take-out menu.

Lily: See, _that _makes sense.

Test it out.

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