Something else?

“I don’t know all of the choices are so odd isn’t there something else less odd?”

“Well, um, actually I am not supposed to tell anyone this but we do have a selection of pornographic adventures as well as several beta test versions that haven’t passed all the test protocols yet but if you really want I could hook you up I suppose. The porn is $50 but is pretty short and any of the others have sex if that is what you want so I wouldn’t choose that one if I were you, but like the horror that one does have a sequel option if that is what you want. The beta I must admit I don’t know what they are yet but if you want they are encoded with their price and if I put one in you will be charged accordingly. I have 3 of those and none are marked with anything other than some test notes I don’t understand in Japanese. So what will it be?”