Two assasins

Then one day your walking around the keep feeling safe. Gorion has sent you to find object shaped like his dick.

Just walking around the keep when two assasins try to kill you. You walk into a room and they were waiting for you. They tell you they know who you are and that their there to kill you. They sugested that if were willing to have sex with both of them they would make your **** quick. But if you refused they would still fuck and your **** would slow.

Thanks to Gorion's training you dispatch them with a couple well placed magic missiles. You check out their equipment. Unlike Gorions long hard eqipment theirs is small and shrivled. You take their knives and money and go tell Gorion what happened.

You run to Gorion and he tells you your home is no longer safe. You must quickly gather your things and start a jouney.

He tells you to change your clothes you are going to do a lot of travling and you need clothes that blend in to the back ground. As you change your clothes and prepare your things he tells you if anything happens to him you are to travle north to The Friendly Arms inn and meet two of his friends there.

You go to the Inn to buy your thing Winthrop tells you his Inn is as clean as an Elven arse. You tell him your an Elf you then turn around and drop your pants showing him you did not wipe your arse after your last shit. Is this how clean your inn is. He laughts and says you got me there. He then turned to the person next to him and said I love it when she does that.

In a very short time your ready and Gorion casts a spell and telliports you away from Candlekeep.

You both start walking. Suddenly a group of strangers step out of the fog and threaten you. Gorion defends you as you run away he is slayen.

Soon you are alone and lost.

But then out of nowhere Imoen finds you. She tells you she wants to travle with you.