surprising rsponse

"eric! are you trying to hit on your girlfriends mom, thinking it will turn me on?!" Donna explodes

"uh,...yeah" you say, surprised she doesn't get the irony

"get it, that I'd want to do your mom, therefore I know where you get those ravishing looks and will know if your performing at our best in your later years, get it haha, oh god I'm really dead this time aren't I"

"yeah, you pretty much are eric" Donna snarls

"wait Donna, I think he has a logical point" Midge says

"mom, you think everything is logical, no matter how stupid it is" Donna sarcastically remarks

"Donna, you know how yesterday I got your dad off your back about your grades and you said you owed me one" midge explained "well I'd like you to listen to eric, and we'll see where this heads, and then I'll be fully repaid for my actions" midge looks at you and winks her eye and slaps your butt

"for the record I never asked her to do either of those things" you say to donna