Harry Potter

"Harry, Harry." Harry Potter heard the hissing a voice and tried to place it. After a second he realized it was a few feet down the hall and to the left ofg the corner.

"Harry, I need your help."

He couldn't respond to the gorgeous woman speaking with his best friends voice and wearing a parody of Hogwarts uniform. His jaw was hanging open. Shaking his head he found his voice.

"Hermione, what happened?"

"I was trying a spell, I had a date with Ron tonight and I wanted to look my absolute bet. So I tried a spell and suddenly I look like Lindsey Lohan."

"I knew I recognized those.... that face. Can you think of a reason why a spell made you look like a muggle actress."

"It said it would make me look my best. I think it might've rearranged my DNA till I ended up like this. ANd everything I put on turns into this ridiculous uniform."