Waiting for Mel

After a few minutes of careful editing on Melissa's profile and one quick text, Brock and Inglesias sat down in the living room with pair of beers and waited. While they sipped their drinks Brock pulled up their profiles and made a few changes. Within minutes, both men were fit, younger versions of themselves.

"Hey, so I know it's not a big deal or anything," said Inglesias, "but, y'know, since we're getting some upgrades, why not...I mean, I kind of liked having a big...you know."

"Yeah, I do know," said Brock. "I knew it from every angle, every day for the last six months."

The two straight men took long pulls from their beers. Up until now they had done a good job of ignoring the fact that only a few hours ago they were a married couple with a very, very active sex life.

"Don't worry about it, man," said Brock. "Not your fault. Besides, I...well I was a woman, right ? Not gay at all if we both enjoyed it. Anyway, I wouldn't mind being bigger myself, so I guess we can make one more edit to our profiles."

Inglesias did not comment on the fact that Brock just admitted he enjoyed their former sexual relationship, and instead peeked under his waistband in anticipation of their next edit. He immediately smiled when his penis magically grew, but then furrowed his eyebrows.

"Yeah, I know it's not as big as Dirk's," said Brock as he looked at his friend. "But believe me, you won't scare as many girls with that one. And don't worry, we're both 6" flaccid and 9" erect -- totally equal."

Inglesias stopped assessing his new penis when the doorbell suddenly chimed. As they planned, he opened the door for their guest while Brock sat with his fingers hovering over Melissa's profile. A minute later, all three were sitting in the living room.

"So you found it," said their gorgeous guest as she crossed her shapely legs on the couch. "Now what, turn me into a cow? Make me some kind of hideous troll?"

The two men smirked at each other before Brock answered.

"No. Not yet, anyway. We want answers, and as you can tell, I edited your profile so you have to obey any request I make, including texts like the one I sent to invite you over. So why don't you sit there and tell me what this thing is and how you got it?"