A tricky tongue

"Hey, man, you think...." Chester trailed off as he got a strange smile on his face.

Tom was familiar with Chester's perverted fantasy face. If he didnt poke Chester soon Chester was likely to spend the next little while thinking freaky thoughts. That he would then say at great volume and exhaustive detail. But if Tom prompted Chester early enough he could cut off the fantasy before Chester got rolling.

"Okay, Chester, hit me with it." Tom anounced.

Chester snapped out of his personal fantasy and with a leer he leaned in towards Tom, "You think some of the Amazons are futa? Y'know chicks with great big dicks?"

Tom sighed. "I know what Futa are. You showed me that hentai even when I said I didnt want to see it. And the Amazons?" Tom scratched his forehead as he gave it mock thought, just enough time for Chester to feel heard and seen.

"I mean. An island of immortal warrior bimbos that always seem to have more immortal warrior bimbos despite taking losses in the various alien invasions and demon invasions and other superhero stuff.... I mean they are repopulating somehow. So," Tom was surprised that he could actually find logic to support Chester's fantasy, "Yeah, some Amazons have to be futa's."

"I knew it. They need that giant dick something bad." Chester laughed, "Not regular deep dicking from us mere men and our shrimp dicks. Those Amazons need to be hollowed out by eighteen inches of veiny girl cock."

"Hey!" Tom griped good naturedly, and jabbed his thumb at his chest. "Us, Korean guys are super hung. Like, all the myths about black guys are actual truths about Korean guys."

"Of course. Of course." Chester held up his hands and waved him off. "You got a monster cock." Chester snorted, "Twenty inches of thicker than thick bulging veiny dick that could make any woman cum their brains out at the sight of it."

"Of course I do. How'd you know?" Tom shook his head and laughed alongside Chester. The two of them walked to the room the anime club was in still chuckling about the stupid shit they were talking about. Tom agreeing half heartedly with his friend about whatever just to get him to shift topics.

Tom silently readjusted himself in his jeans as he walked. He tried not to draw attention to himself or the very large dick running down his right pant leg. His too big dick did cause women to go nuts when they saw it in the flesh. His superpower tended to be useless when it came to helping people. In fact if he used his superpower in public he would cause mass hysteria as women went freaking nuts cumming their brains out.

Some guys got laser vision or super strength or flight. He got a too huge dick that no normal woman could safely fuck that caused women to orgasm uncontrollably on sight. Which in the grand scheme of super hero things was pretty much useless.

Tom let out a long drawn out sigh. "My life is weird."