Take off that top that’s cutting off circulation

You grab a towel and follow the wet footprints through the house. They disappear behind a closed door.

You knock, “I brought a towel.”

Your sister-in-law opens the door. Big tits spilling out of the tiny top, she grabs the towel. “Thanks I feel like an idiot.”

She lets you into the room while she dries off.

“Why do you feel like an idiot?”

She bends over and dries her legs. You get the most insane view of her hanging tits. Each one is as big as her head. (How did she hide these from you?) She says, “A week in and my husband is already looking at other women because my body isn’t hot enough.”

“Whoa,” you say. “Step back. How is your body not hot enough? You’re 22 and in the prime of your life.”

She turns around and shows you her butt in your wife’s bikini bottoms. “Because my ass doesn’t fill these out as much as your wife.”

“I’ll be honest. You’re sooooo much hotter than my wife, even at her best. My brother is fucking crazy.”

She turns back around and drops the towel to the floor. “What’s so hot about me?”

Even the movement of placing her hands on her hips make her tits shake in that top.

You try to say this as politely as possible: “you have the sexist rack I’ve ever seen.”

“My rack?”

“Your chest. Your breasts. Your boobs. Your tits. Your girlfriends. The cause of your lower back pain. They’re fucking incredible.”

“You haven’t even seen them yet,” your sister-in-law says. Before you can respond, she lets you see them.

She takes off your wife’s tiny bikini top and drops them out. Her big full breasts hang and finally breathe. White and pale where her bikini top covered them on her vacation, but caramel and delicious where the tropical sun kissed her. Her nipples are circular and pink-hued. The exact size of your open mouth.

“You think these are sexy?”

You can’t tell if she’s being serious, if she’s just fishing for compliments. But her husband just insulted her by saying she didn’t have an ass. Maybe her self esteem is down and needs raised.

You say, “Have you heard the phrase: Actions speak louder than words?”

“Of course.”

“Let me show you how sexy I think they are.”