World Fertility

The UN - United Nations issued a order.

" Ladeus and gentlemen, our great nations have faced a grave crisis," the speaker said

" We have people in our country that have problems, men who can't get hard , suffer from limp dick syndrome and because of that fertility rates are down if something isn't done soon, are human race will die out.

" There for there is a new world wide law - called the fertility law - which is the following no porn and no masterbation out side of the clinics and other agencies that deal with ejaculation clinics.' the speaker said.

" I know this is hard but we have to make harsh decisions. Starting immediately this law is in affect. Everyone has agreed to this law being good for everyone." The speaker said.