Say hi to Mary

You: “Okay, wait, that’s your fun fact? I need proof. Nose-lick selfie or it didn’t happen..”
Mary: “Haha wow straight to the demands, huh? I thought I’d at least get a ‘hi’ first”

You: “Fine, hi !. Now nose-lick selfie or it didn’t happen.”
Mary: “Persistent. I like that. But no free shows, mister. You gotta earn it ”

You: “Ohhh so this is like a side quest? Gotta complete three challenges before I unlock the rare ‘tongue-to-nose’ content?”
Mary: “Exactly. You’re catching on. Challenge one: make me laugh. Go.”