THE MINI SKIRT,

a short red number that reveals a lot of thigh with a red low cut deep V neck crop top tying the strings behind her neck, "if this doesn't attract the guys nothing will" playfully slapping her ass watching it jiggle.

Taylor adjusts her bosom so the maximum amount of skin is showing, next she puts on 2" high heels...red of course, to accentuate her long toned legs and buttocks before calling a cab. Arriving at Club Hermaphrodite and entering the club Taylor catches the attention of every man there...AND A FEW WOMEN TOO!

Heading to the bar she says "Balcones Texas Pot Still Bourbon if you have it, if not Polmos Spirytus Rektyfikowany Vodka" (Polish Vodka 96% ABV or 192 proof) and keep them coming Rob"!