One last thing

As we got up to leave, I noticed a woman complaining to a waitress.

"The parmesan cheese on this is not fresh!" said the woman.

"But ma'am, you saw me grate it on there."

"Look, don't argue with me. I've actually been to Italy."

"I wish time freezes for all but me and you."

"Done."

Time froze.

We walked over to the woman and waitress. "I wish this woman gets off on giving rim jobs. I wish she had a fetish for sweaty assholes, and I wish that disgusts her, but it turns her on so much, she can't help it. I wish she realizes the waitress is right and begs the waitress to make it up to her by leaving her a 400% tip and offering to give the waitress a rim job when she gets off work, and I wish the waitress agrees."

"All done."

"And I wish the next ten times this woman eats out, the cooks and wait staff add snot, saliva, or cum to her food, and I wish she never finds out or notices, and the staff never gets caught."

"Done."

"Also, the next time she's invited to someone's house for a meal, the hosts hock loogies into her food."

"Done."