Booty Call puppy

"Hi," she said. "My name's Kelsey, and I'd love to be your booty call."

"Okay," I said.

"I know this is a bit odd," said Kelsey. "But I'd also like to be treated and act like a dog before and after you fuck me. I'll drink from the toilet, chew on bones, all that stuff. Please?"

"Okay," I said. "But I do have one request."

"Anything," said Kelsey.

"You're buying all the fetish gear and dog stuff."

"Deal," said Kelsey.

We shook hands and exchanged numbers.