Technical difficulties

“What’s wrong?” Asked the nurse.

“Um...well, the penis size slider only goes down to 0.5.”

The nurse took the mouse and fiddled with the computer. “Oh...huh. We’ll have to reach out to IT. Oh! Sally!” The nurse flagged down a young woman wearing a hoody. She started walking over but did a double take when she saw me standing there naked. I quickly covered up and I saw a smirk spread across her face. I didn’t think she’d seen me, but I was still completely nude and she found that amusing.

“What’s up?” Sally asked.

“We need to enter a penis size measurement but the scale starts at 0.5.” Amy said.

“So? What’s the problem?”

“Um…” Amy glanced at me, then back to Sally. “We...we need to enter in a length of 0.4.”

Sally looked confused for a second. Then she suddenly understood. “Oh. Ohhhh….wait, really? I mea, ok, yeah...I guess they didn’t think they’d need to enter um…” She giggled and looked at me. “I can fix that.” She began to tap away at the computer wearing a big smirk the entire time. For several moment she tapped away. The door to the room I was in opened and Lisa exited along with the man she was measuring. Nearby the printer began to whir and she grabbed a newly printed card. Sally grabbed it and did a double take. I caught a glimpse of it. 5 inches flaccid, 8.5 erect. She handed it to Lisa and eyed the guy next to her. “Congrats dude.” She said passing the card to Lisa.

As she did this, we heard a woman’s voice. “Laetner? Are you finished yet hun?” Then, down the hallway strode a stunningly beautiful woman.

“Yup, just gotta get my card.” The man said.

The woman saw me standing there naked and gave me a smile. “Well this is fun.” The man, Laetner, handed her the card and she smiled. “Can you get the car started? I need to make an appointment for my brother.”

The man nodded and strode off. The woman began to speak to the nurse but her eyes were on me the entire time. I was covering my genitals, but I still felt embarassed. I wanted to go back into the room but everyone seemed focused on the computer.

The printer whirred and Sally reached over to grab the card but dropped it. It slipped down and fell on the far side of the desk where the woman was standing. She knelt down and grabbed it but as she reached to hand it over she glanced at it.

“Oh, I think there’s a typo here.” She said. She held the card up. “Some of these numbers got flipped.”

Lisa reached over and grabbed the card. “Nope, it’s all accurate.” She said as she looked it over.

The stunning woman seemed confused. “That can’t be, it said…” She looked at me and stared with wide eyes. “It said...?” She smirked at me and looked away clearly trying not to laugh. Lisa handed the card to me.

“You’re all set, Cash.”

“Um...thanks.” I moved towards the room where my clothes were and closed the door to change. As soon as the door was closed I heard the stunning woman speak.

“Is it really that small?”

“Yup. You can check the database online.” I heard Lisa say.

The woman laughed and I heard her walking away. I exited the room and saw Amy. She gave me a weak smile. “It was good to see you Cash.” She said.

“Yeah, it was nice to catch up a bit.” I said.

“Well, I’ll see you around.” She said awkwardly.

“Yeah, sure.” I said weakly as I headed towards the exit. My head was swimming with everything that had happened.