Laura Kinney/Wolverine (Marvel)

The clone of Wolverine, once known as X-23, although typically referred to as Wolverine these days. Laura Kinney was believed to be the female clone of Wolverine due to a breakdown in the DNA strand she was cloned from, and so her creator and mother, Sarah Kinney, substituted her own DNA as a replacement. But perhaps it didn’t quite work as well as initially anticipated, perhaps while she does have breasts and other female biology, Laura didn’t quite escape a rather tiny ‘addition’ to herself… And of course, it’s tiny size might certainly explain why it doesn’t poke through those tight leather pants and spandex suits that she wears… Only a half-futa, a genetic exception in the unique world of women and futas only that explains her micropenis.

The only question really is what potentially humiliating position Laura finds herself in as a result of her teeny Wolverine weeny…