Streaking in the cold

"This is insane..." Claire muttered as she got to her feet, looking around nervously while she shivered in the cold. Biting her lip, the naked woman took off down the street in the direction that Vanessa had driven off in, hands glued to her privates.

Claire could feel goosebumps covering every inch of her thick, bare flesh as she ran, her teeth chattering as ice droplets formed in her skin and hair. And to top it all off, the woman could see her glasses beginning to frost over, blurring her vision as she ran.

"Oh this is just great!" Claire hissed, pausing for a second to remove her glasses. She breathed on the lenses for a bit before stopping, realizing that she had nothing to wipe them off with as she sighed. "What am I doing?"

*HONK! HONK!*

Claire yelped in surprise as a car drove past, unintentionally tossing her glasses over into a snowy yard as she covered herself too late. She had just exposed her front half to the drivers of that car, who were now undoubtedly looking back to see her naked ass. She wentto put her glasses back on before letting out a gasp. "My glasses!"

The naked woman walked into the yard as she bent down to look and feel around for her glasses. She muttered to herself as she looked, practically mooning the street when...

*HONK! HONK!*

"Full moon! Awrooo!" A male voice called out as yet another car drove by, the driver and his girlfriend laughing loudly.

"Ugh! Is everyone out today?!" Claire muttered, her face tomato red as she felt around. Suddenly, she bumped into a figure in front of her, letting out a yelp as she got to her feet and jumped back. The figure just stood there, it's short and plump body dressed all in white with the exception of the red scarf and pink ski cap, staring at Claire.

"Um, I can explain this..." Claire said sheepishly with a blush, completely unaware of the fact she was talking to a snowman. As she covered up, she explained, "See, my ex-wife came over to collect her stupid dog while I was in the bath..."

"Uh, Selene?" A short and nerdy man in his late twenties asked his girlfriend, a chubby blonde woman the same age as him who was decorating the tree. "Am I seeing things, or is there a naked woman talking to that snowman we made?"

"What the hell?" The woman asked as she looked out the window. Blinking for a few seconds, Selene chuckled and said, "Grab my phone, Derrick. Our guests are never going to believe this!"

"... And now I'm outside, naked, and streaking to my ex-wife's new home to get her key, and hopefully some pants, so I can get back into my house." Claire continued. "However, I lost my glasses in your yard and I can't really find them. Do you think you can help me find them and... maybe give me a ride and something to wear over there please?"

"..."

"Um... Sir? O-or Ma'am?"

"..."

"Hey, you ass! I'm talking to you!"

"..."

"I'm standing here in your yard, freezing my naked ass off, and asking you for help! The absolute least you can do is respond when I ask you a question!" Claire shouted as she reached out and grabbed the snowman's scarf, giving it a shake... Before letting out a fearful shriek as it's top half fell over. "Oh no! What have I done?! Sir? SIR?! Are you okay?!"

Claire was about to step forward when she noticed her glasses near her feet, picking them up before using the scarf to clean her glasses. Once the frost was clear, Claire placed the glasses back on her face and blinked a few times as she looked down. Upon seeing the snowman, her face turned pink as she realized she just had a conversation with a pile of snow.

"That’s it. I'm getting contacts." Claire muttered as she grabbed the ski cap and placed it on her head, wrapping the scarf around her neck. As she looked around, her eyes grew wide in horror as she saw the man and woman in the house staring at her through the window in amusement, the woman stifling a laugh with a phone in her hand.

Claire shrieked as she plastered a hand over her womanhood and covered her breasts with her arm, turning around and running off as her thick ass jiggled behind her. She had to continue on and get to Vanessa's as soon as possible!