Distributing 'punishments'

“I got major air off this weird sloping bench by a pool and surprised a group of those blue people with the ridges into tripping over each other. They flailed and fell into the pool, knocking over a tray of drinks on the way down,” Gogo explained one of the stunts she pulled. “I think it was about the same time that Shampoo started getting chased by dogs.”

“Those dogs did not know who messing with,” Shampoo darkly snickered. Shampoo was sitting on the carpet with her legs crossed. She was wearing soft, silk pajamas with a red floral pattern. Most of your harem was also wearing pajamas and relaxing in the large room though due to the size of your harem, many were on the floor, tables, armrests and other random furniture. Some had on nightgowns, other fur lined robes, and others had on pajama pants and cotton crop tops.

“Who wants hot chocolate?” You ask as you walk from the kitchen with a massive tray of mugs arranged in a couple of tiers of chocolatey goodness. Marinette came up behind you with a smaller tray with more mugs along with some containers of whipped cream and marshmallows. Marinette was wearing a cute tank top, black slippers, and red striped pajama pants.

You walked through the room as your beautiful ladies took a mug and then waited for Marinette to come by for the toppings. You admired the yukata with gears that Gaige was wearing, the robe that Katara had falling off her shoulders, the tight teddy being worn by Fubuki, the silk chemise that Alex had picked out that you could see her nipples poking through.

“Thanks,” Sabine begrudgingly said as she took a mug and blew on it. You smiled at her causing her to roll her eyes before she turned back to talk to Suki. You liked the dark blue jumpsuit-type pajamas she wore though you were a little concerned with the bandages you saw peeking out of her sleeve and the bruise forming on her forehead. As you walked off to give Gwen Stacy and Ino the chance to grab a mug, you noticed the tan colored bandages on Suki’s right foot and a patch on her neck.

“Well now that we are most of the way through storytime,” you say after you set the tray down and walk over to a free spot by Aelita in her nightgown, a warm mug in hand. “I just want to say congratulations to those who got arrested. May it be only the first of many shenanigans on this vacation!” You raised your mug though it was mostly only Katara, Gaige, Ahsoka, Starfire, Kate, and Aelita raised their mugs confidently, the others gave awkward toasts if any.

“Why are you congratulating them?” Ranko asked with a chocolate mustache on her face.

“Because a Risa vacation is not complete without a little trouble,” you chuckled after taking a swig of chocolate. “Original Trio got sent to the drunk tank, indecent exposure for the Fairy Wizards, and Gogo’s Angels broke some minor rules, all signs of a great start to this honeymoon.” You sipped a bit more of your hot chocolate and nibbled on some of the melting marshmallows. “Though I am a bit sorry.”

“What are you sorry about?” Mirajane asked as she added more whipped cream to her mug. She was one of the few who forgoed pajama bottoms and only had a loose tank top and panties.

“Well, I still have to hand out punishments,” you smirked around your mug. Immediately, the room that had been full of friendly chats and laughter turned into one full of frowns and complaints.

“What do you mean punishments! I spent hours next to a sweaty Klingon covered in blood wine! Isn’t that punishment enough?” Gaige complained.

“Yeah!” Others agreed.

“Nope,” you said with a pop. You set down your mug next to Starfire’s bare thigh and looked around the room. “Gaige, your punishment is that after your community service tomorrow, you will either go alone or gather a group of friends to check out the best bars around town and their best drinks. I want that data in two days if you would please.”

“That’s the punishment?” Gaige said in disbelief with a half smile forming.

“Yup and don’t make me have to reduce the time limit to 1 day, you did blow up a still after all,” you smirked before turning towards Erza and Mirajane. “Erza, I want a full report on the best cakes on the planet, use the transporter pad system to get around if you need. Mirajane you will find the best eateries alongside her, I heard there are some places that also teach customers their recipes, by the way.” You wink at them as they slowly nodded and glanced at each other.

“Laura and Pixel! You are hereby ordered to bake a few batches of cookies,” you ordered, causing Laura to raise an eyebrow while Pixel nearly spilled her mug as she perked up and started to cheer. Thankfully, Fubuki caught the mug and liquid and levitated it away from the coffee table where Pixel had been coloring. “But Pixel, for sneaking out while not telling anyone who can understand you where you were going, you cannot eat the cookie dough or the cookies until they are finished.” Pixel gasped and looked at you with betrayal and she started sending images of crying puppies and kittens into your mind.

“Young lady…” you warned. The images immediately cut off and Pixel crossed her arms pouting. “I’ll let you pick out the cookie flavor…I brought pecha berries.” She immediately Teleported and you suddenly had a shiny Kirlia hugging your leg. You patted her head with a grin.

“So what’s my punishment, James?” Gogo asked, leaning back in a comfy looking bathrobe like pajama that went down to her a little higher than mid thigh. You gave her a solemn bow.

“Gogo, Alex, and Shampoo, I’m sending you to the DMV to get the biking licenses, I beg your forgiveness,” you said with a grim face. “I’ll let you have your first pick on the cookies.” You then frowned a little.

“I’m sorry Fubuki but I don’t really have a punishment for you. You only have to do the community service at that holonovel place. Maybe check out the most exciting (emotionally or physically) holonovel to share with us all,” you apologized with a shrug.

“I’ll see what I can find,” Fubuki rolled her eyes.

“Then with that, punishment announcements are now over, if you didn’t get punished then we can discuss it in my room later,” you winked, causing some eyerolls and some defensive purring from Starfire. “But it's still early and I have nowhere better to be, let's get this sleepover of ours rocking.” You nodded at Marie who put on some soft tunes and you reclaimed your mug of hot chocolate. Aelita prodded Suki to start telling where she got her bruises from while Starfire did the same with Sabine.